This is a wooden plaque that Craig mailed to Mr. Sombrero (MY BOYFRIEND).
So my question to you is: What should I do with it?
How lazy are you? Let’s find out! You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
1. Have you ever worn your pajamas all day?
2. Have you ever waited in a long line at the drive-thru because you were too lazy to get out of the car and go inside?
3. Have you ever hit the snooze button more than 3 times?
4. Have you ever not voted because you were too lazy to read up on the candidates/issues?
5. Have you ever taken the elevator to the second floor?
6. Have you ever driven around looking for a close parking space when it would have been faster to just park farther away and walk?
7. Have you ever watched an infomercial because you were too lazy to turn the channel or turn off the TV?
8. Have you ever picked something up with your feet so you wouldn’t have to bend down?
9. Have you ever owned a Clapper?
10. Have you ever taken a whore’s bath because you were too lazy to shower?
11. Have you ever copied someone else’s homework?
12. Have you ever been too lazy to comment on C&R?
13. Have you ever eaten standing over the kitchen sink?
14. Have you ever asked for an extension on your income tax?
15. Have you ever thrown something away because you were too lazy to find a recycling bin? (Adam will never know).
16. Have you ever worn a baseball cap/hat because you were too lazy to wash/fix your hair?
17. Have you ever passed the vacuum over something several times instead of just bending down and picking it up?
18. Have you ever left just one swallow of juice/milk in the container and then put it back in the fridge for someone else to deal with?
19. Have you ever made a child fetch something for you?
20. Have you ever carried too many grocery bags because you were too lazy to make two trips?
21. Have you ever waited for the rain to wash your car?
22. Have you ever done the “sniff test” on your clothing because you were too lazy to do your laundry?
23. Have you ever gone more than 3 months without exercising?
24. Have you ever wasted an entire day surfing the Internet?
25. Have you ever had someone guest post or posted a YouTube video because you were too lazy to come up with a real post?
Now tell is your total in the comments!
Dentists can be pretty awful motherfu¢kers! They’re always digging around in your mouth, ripping out your teeth, drilling, scraping, and all sorts of crap. They cut you, they hurt you, they leave you feeling like crap AND they take all your money! The only good thing that they do is give you druuuugs. And when you’re high on laughing gas and general anesthesia, your awful family and loved ones record you and then post it on YouTube so we can all laugh at you! Check out these three drugged-out lunatics and then vote for your favorite:
Have you ever been a dental druggy? Or are your teeth perfect in every way? Let’s talk about it in the ‘ments.
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.
Earlier this week, you voted on two of the final categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger & 2011 Second Favorite Blog.
Here are the results!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger goes to…
The award for 2011 Second Favorite Blog goes to…
POLT’S PALACE and
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
MICHELLE M., POLT’S PALACE and
THE 2011 COCKY AWARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
winner will be revealed on 1/1/12!
(And that’s the end of the 2011 Cocky Awards, so quit yer bitch’n)
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners. One vote per IP address.
THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:
Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger
2011 Second Favorite Blog
This week’s results will be revealed on Saturday 12/24/11.
After this week, there’s only one more 2011 Cocky Award to announce:
THE 2011 COCKY AWARD
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
The winner of this coveted prize will be revealed on 1/1/12!