Much like the ‘Friday Five’, the ‘Thursday Four’ is an exploration of great things. …except there are four things instead of five. …and it’s Thursday and not Friday. …and it doesn’t really have the same ring as ‘Friday Five’. OH WELL! This week Michelle M. and I got together (figuratively, not literally) to present these four great things to you. Read ’em and weep, suckers!
1. Grooming myself! (and having other people groom me.) This week I trimmed my beard really short, AND got a haircut! I look marvelous! I’d post a photo, but I’ve gotten so fat that I hardly look like myself anymore. (Hurray for BC&RL3!) Either that or I’m just super lazy tonight. ANYWAY — I love having a closely shorn head and face. Is that weird? -Adam
2. Chris Christie vetoed gay marriage! After I’ve finally gotten over the fact that he fired every teacher in NJ, I needed a new reason to hate that fat Republican fuck. And he did not disappoint — last week he vetoed gay marriage! Yay Chris Christie! Now I have a reason hate you forever. If I ever see you in person, I promise to spit on you. People just don’t spit on each other enough these days. Unless they need emergency lubrication — but that’s a whole ‘nother story. -Adam
3. Downton Abbey* – what a great show. Season two has just ended, but there will be a season three, and Shirley MacLaine will play Lady Cora’s mother. Yay! Here is a clip from Saturday Night Live if you haven’t been watching and would like a rundown on the show. – Michelle M.
4. And look! There are Downton Abbey paper dolls, in case you’re going through DA withdrawal like me. I love the faces for the Chicken Lady, er, Dowager Countess, O’Brien’s evil soap and Mr. Pamuk. – Michelle M.
Runners up: The Good Wife*, reusable shopping bags, complaining, spending other people’s money, liquid wart remover,lazy posts, pregnant ladies, selling crap on eBay, adorably tiny bottles of diet soda, eating like a pig before BC&RL3, and hardcore gay pornography.
That’s our Thursday Four … what’s yours?
*Why isn’t this show on Our T.V. Night??