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Have You Ever… Had a Workplace Conflict?!

Did you know that April is Workplace Conflict Awareness Month? I didn’t either! This month we strive to deal with conflicts openly and directly, in order to build a high performance organization. But instead of that crap, let’s talk about all the workplace conflicts that we’ve been involved with!

You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever been involved in a workplace conflict?
2. Have you ever had to deal with a rude, aggressive or inconsiderate coworker?
3. Have you ever shouted at a coworker?
4. Have you ever been shouted at by a coworker?
5. Have you ever been angry at a coworker?
6. Have you ever had a coworker that you never got along with?
7. Have you ever been the coworker that no one got along with?
8. Have you ever complained to a coworker’s boss about coworker’s behavior?
9. Have you ever been called to Human Resources or a manager’s office because of a workplace conflict?
10. Have you ever been sent home from work because of a workplace conflict?
11. Have you ever been suspended or otherwise punished for your poor workplace behavior?
12. Have you ever regretted your poor behavior in the workplace (in regards to a conflict)?
13. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
14. Have you ever accused someone else of sexual harassment?
15. Have you ever been accused of discrimination in the workplace?
16. Have you ever accused someone else of discrimination in the workplace?
17. Have you ever kept notes on a coworker’s poor behavior to later use against them?
18. Have you ever gotten someone fired?
19. Have you ever been fired because of a workplace conflict?
20. Have you ever struck a coworker?
21. Have you ever been struck by a coworker?
22. Have you ever sabotaged (or pranked) a coworker to punish them for their poor workplace behavior?
23. Have you ever been sabotaged (or pranked) because of your poor workplace behavior?
24. Have you ever been reported to authorities (security, police, court, etc.) because of a workplace conflict?
25. Have you ever been sued or arrested because of a workplace conflict?

Now punch the coworker that’s closest to you as hard as you can and then tell us your total in the comments. Do you have any good workplace conflict stories to share? Tell us all about those too!


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Have You Ever…At Work?

Today we’re going to play another game of Have You Ever! Below is a list of 25 questions. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section. Then we will report you to Human Resources.

1. Stolen office supplies or equipment from work?
2. Called in sick when you weren’t?
3. Gotten laid off?
4. Gotten fired?
5. Told your boss to take this job and shove it?
6. Taken someone else’s food from the break room or office fridge at work?
7. Photocopied a private part or a naughty bit at work?
8. Gotten drunk at a work function?
9. Gotten drunk at a work function and done something you regretted doing the next day?
10. Flirted with a coworker?
11. Asked a coworker out?
12. Had sex with a coworker?
13. Openly dated a coworker?
14. Secretly dated a coworker?
15. Looked at porn at work?
16. Gotten caught looking at porn at work?
17. Masturbated at work?
18. Gotten caught masturbating at work?
19. Had oral sex at work?
20. Had vaginal or anal sex at work?
21. Had sex in the copy or supplies room at work?
22. Had sex in the conference room at work?
23. Had sex in the bathroom at work?
24. Peed in the coffee pot at work?
25. Taken a baseball bat to a printer or fax machine at work?

Wow! Am I glad I don’t work with you!?! But I might have gotten more than you! Post your total and let us judge you!