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The (not) Friday Five!


What happens when it’s Sunday and you realize you don’t have a Monday post for C&R? You come up with a quick (not) Friday Five, that’s what!

1. In honor of Mother’s Day yesterday, this compilation video:

 
2. This:

3. These Wonder Woman shoes. Someone make them for meeeee! I’m a size 6. And put some white stars on the heels, kay? Here’s the how to: http://madartlab.com/2012/04/18/heels-for-earthbound-superheroines/

4. This review of Where is Baby’s Belly Button?

5. This month’s CD Exchange theme is Non North American music. I was looking for a J-pop song, but instead found this K-pop song. And now I can’t get it out of my head:

Runners up: Cooper, new Puntabulous posts, blooming jasmine, Mai Tais and driving on the coast. What’s on your list?

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Have You Ever … Peed?!

A recent study showed that “having to urinate really bad while driving is equivalent in terms of impairment to about a 0.05 blood alcohol level, according to the invaluable research done by Dr. Peter Snyder, a VP of research at Rhode Island Hospital.” My advice? Just pee! Where ever you are, just let it out! Just how creative have you been with your urination? Let’s find out!

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever peed?
2. Have you ever peed in a public restroom?
3. Have you ever peed in the opposite gender’s bathroom?
4. Have you ever peed while taking a shower?
5. Have you ever peed into a kitchen sink?
6. Have you ever peed into a jar or bottle?
7. Have you ever peed into a cup for a drug test?
8. Have you ever peed on the side of the road?
9. Have you ever peed in a port-a-john?
10. Have you ever peed while in a moving train?
11. Have you ever peed while in an airplane?
12. Have you ever peed while in a bus?
13. Have you ever peed in pool?
14. Have you ever peed in the ocean?
15. Have you ever peed in the snow?
16. Have you ever peed onto a floor?
17. Have you ever peed in front of someone else?
18. Have you ever peed in a bed?
19. Have you ever peed in your pants?
20. Have you ever peed out of the window of a moving vehicle?
21. Have you ever peed while driving a car?
22. Have you ever peed onto someone else?
23. Have you ever peed into someone’s mouth?
24. Have you ever peed into your own mouth?
25. Have you ever peed during sex?

Tell us your total and any fun pee stories in the comments.


Have You Ever… Shat?!

Shat – past tense of shit Verb.
1. vulgar. Expel feces from the body.
2. vulgar. Soil one’s clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally.

The rules to Have You Ever?! are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever shat in a toilet?
2. Have you ever shat because you were scared?
3. Have you ever shat while reading?
4. Have you ever shat while sending a text message?
5. Have you ever shat while talking on the telephone?
6. Have you ever shat while surfing the Internet?
7. Have you ever shat while watching TV?
8. Have you ever shat while tweeting?
9. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in your own home?
10. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in someone else’s home?
11. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in a public restroom?
12. Have you ever shat on the side of the road?
13. Have you ever shat in a porta-potty?
14. Have you ever shat in an outhouse?
15. Have you ever shat in the woods?
16. Have you ever shat in your pants by accident?
17. Have you ever shat your pants because you couldn’t get to the bathroom fast enough?
18. Have you ever shat your pants while driving?
19. Have you ever shat into your hand?
20. Have you ever shat in a shower or bathtub?
21. Have you ever shat in a brown paper bag with the intent to light it on fire on someone’s doorstep?
22. Have you ever shat during sex?
23. Have you ever shat while receiving or performing fellatio (or cunnilingus) on the toilet?
24. Have you ever shat while having sex on the toilet?
25. Have you ever shat onto someone else?

Now go take a shit, wipe, pull up your pants, wash your hands, come back to the computer, and then tell us your total in the comments!


Have You Ever … On A Road Trip?!

Summer is in full swing, and with the warm season comes something that we all look forward to: Summer Vacations! This week’s Have You Ever?! quiz focuses on that more-affordable vacation option: The Road Trip. Most of us have taken road trips at some point in our lives, whether it’s a trip that’s a few hours away, or a trip across the country. Whatever the length of your travels, we’re about to find out what kind of adventures you’ve had.

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever ever gone on a road trip?
2. Have you ever gone on a road trip with no set destinations?
3. Have you ever taken a driving break, just to stretch your legs?
4. Have you ever sang 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, all the way through?
5. Have you ever made a pit stop to use some free (or stolen) wi-fi?
6. Have you ever gotten lost?
7. Have you ever driven straight through the night?
8. Have you ever spent the night at a sleazy motel?
9. Have you ever spent the night in your car?
10. Have you ever stayed at a campground for the night?
11. Have you ever camped out by the side of the road?
12. Have you ever consumed an entire meal while driving?
13. Have you ever not been able to find somewhere to eat?
14. Have you ever visited more than 3 states in a single day?
15. Have you ever visited more than 7 states in a single trip?
16. Have you ever gone days without a shower?
17. Have you ever showered at a coin-operated shower?
18. Have you ever dried laundry or towels by laying them out in the sun or hanging out the window of a moving car?
19. Have you ever peed in a container while driving?
20. Have you ever pooped on the side of the road?
21. Have you ever run out of gas or broken down?
22. Have you ever had an entire argument and then made up with your travel companion without ever leaving the car?
23. Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?
24. Have you ever had sex with a hitchhiker or stranger that you met on the road?
25. Have you ever had sex at a rest stop or on the side of the road?

Take a break from driving and tell us your total in the comments!

Have You Ever… Annoyed Craig?

This week we asked Craig, the proprietor of your second favorite blog, Puntabulous, about what annoys him.  That’s right … even your (second) favorite, mild-mannered and beloved blogger gets annoyed sometimes.  But what annoys the only Cocky & Rude Fight Club contestant that’s ever been beaten by a celebrity?  You’re about to find out.

You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever not read all of the Harry Potter books?
2. Have you ever not watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies?
3. Have you ever not watched any of the Star Wars movies?
4. Have you ever bragged about never watching the Star Wars movies?
5. Have you ever said that a movie is never as good as the book?
6. Have you ever not had a favorite book?
7. Have you ever put “magazines” in the favorite book portion of an online dating profile?
8. Have you ever not watched an obscene amount of television?
9. Have you ever owned a non-iPod .mp3 player?
10. Have you ever cheated while playing an online Scrabble/Words with friends?
11. Have you ever wanted to talk to Craig on the telephone?
12. Have you ever used FourSquare or GetGlue?
13. Have you ever left sexuality-revealing comments on a Facebook page?
14. Have you ever corrected grammar rather than commenting on the content of a blog post?
15. Have you ever (as an adult) used a screen name instead of an abbreviation of your real name in an email address?
16. Have you ever shaved your chest?
17. Have you ever paid a cashier with a personal check?
18. Have you ever been a moving box/bag that needed to be unpacked?
19. Have you ever not used a signal light when driving?
20. Have you ever spent 5 minutes holding up traffic in order to make a left onto a busy street rather than just making a right and turning around?
21. Have you ever thought that everyone is just out to bring you down?
22. Have you ever not believed in evolution?
23. Have you ever blindly followed your political party?
24. Have you ever made extravagant birthday plans for your own birthday and expected all your friends to blindly and inconveniently participate?
25. Have you ever named your blog something annoyingly not safe for work and caused readers to freak out every time they go to your site at work?

So how’d you do?  Will Craig kick you out of the Puntabugang?  Tell us your score in the comments!