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Who Should Hook Up?

Here at C&R, we’re all about love and happiness.  With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we’re hoping to spread some love by pairing up some previously unattached couples.  Vote for your favorite new couple below … and maybe we’ll spark a love connection! *Contestants (except for Mr. Sombrero) are encouraged (but are under no obligation) to bang.


Craig “The Creepy Creeper” Strikes Again!

This kid just won’t take no for an answer.  After a failed attempt to steal Mr. Sombrero away from me earlier today … Craig is back with more.  This time, a poem.  I’m really only posting this so it can be used as evidence for a restraining order…

Ode to Mr. Sombrero

From the moment I saw you,
On the hook of sand,
I knew that I needed you,
To be my man.
You cast a spell on me,
Like my own little Draco,
So point your wand at me,
And let out an Accio!
I will be your He-Man,
No need for the ginger,
Take my hand and ride away,
With me on battlecat Cringer.
I will be your padawan learner,
Let us penetrate the force,
We can levitate our hearts,
Along hyperspaces course.
Transform my soul to love,
This autobot is all alone,
Take hold of my matrix,
Forever till all are one.