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A Holiday Glee-cap

I’m fairly certain that Michelle M., Craig and myself are the only ones that still watch Glee.  So instead of accepting that you’ve given up on the series, I’ve decided to cram the crap-fest down your unwelcoming throats!  Behold, the highlights of last week’s Holiday episode:

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My 2012 Resolutions

Now that 2011 is drawing to a close, it’s time to make resolutions for 2012! Now, I could make my usual resolutions – lose weight, exercise, finish that novel, go back to school… but why bother. Word is it’s the end of days! So I’m going to live large and make this year count. Here are my 2012 resolutions:


January – I’m going to Disney World!


February – I’m going to eat VATS of mashed potatoes and gravy.


March – I resolve to stay in bed, read books, watch DVDs and eat tons of junk food.


April – I’ve always wanted to drive across country, and this is the year I’m going to do it.
I’ll make sure to see all my bloggy friends in between trips to see the largest ball of twine,
carhenge and big holes in the ground.


May – I’m going to hang out in the sewers with Britney and keep on dancing til the world ends.


June – On second thought, who wants to hang out in a stinky sewer? Ever since watching
The Love Boat
, I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise. I plan to eat, drink, read,
lay out at the pool, and eat and drink some more.


July – I resolve to island hop, enjoy tropical drinks and work on my skin cancer.


August – La Tomatina! Buñol, Spain has a huge tomato fight every year. I am totally there.


September – I’m going to hang out in Santorini, Greece. Soaking up the sun and eating.

But now that I think about it, I have no idea how the world is going to end. Maybe it won’t
be complete devastation from a pandemic, solar flares, a black hole or asteroid collision.
Maybe it will be a robot uprising, the rapture, or even worse – Zombies!

Maybe I better rethink my resolutions in case I’m stuck on this miserable,
god forsaken, zombie-ridden planet.

October – I better get in fighting shape, so I resolve to lose weight and exercise. sigh.

November – Since I’ll be stockpiling weapons, I better learn how to use them.

December – Several trips to Costco will be in order so I can fill up my hidden
bunker by the lake in the mountains. Bring it on zombies.

So there you have it. My 2012 resolutions. What are your resolutions?
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Let me know in the comments!

Tam Riding Things


Once upon a time our favorite butter loving southern belle, Paula Deen, jumped on the back of fellow Food Network star Robert Irvine and a meme was born. I thought it was hilarious and sent in some submissions. They posted six, but some didn’t make it. Sadness! And the premise of some of my submissions popped up much later from other contributors (and looked inferior, might I add). Outrageous! After bitching (and moaning) to Adam about it, he suggested I send them to C&R to post. But Paula Deen Riding Things is so 5 months ago. Instead, here is the ever awesome Tam. Riding things. Enjoy!

Tam goes to the movies:
Spidertam!
I think I hear banjos, eh?
Tam and children’s lit.
Where the wild things are… with Tam of course!
Up in the air – with Tam!
Two of my favorite ladies!
Tam and carrot tops.
Did I mention I’m going to see Kathy?? Second row!! SO EXCITED!
Unicorn chaser, anyone?
Tam and her trusty steeds.
The four Tams of the apocalypse
Tam’s got a ticket to ride, and she don’t care.