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Advice From The Expert… ASK ADAM!

It seems that people are always pestering me for my expert advice.  Truth be told, I’m awesome at everything.  I know all of the answers.  All you have to do is ask.  That’s why I’m introducing my new advice column: Advice From The Expert… Ask Adam! 


Dear Adam: What should I make for dinner tonight?
Signed, Starving For Supper

How about a nice micro-green salad topped with a simple ginger and garlic-spiked orange glazed tempeh!  Nom!


Dear Adam: I’ve always wanted a boyfriend who was young, cute, and rich. But I only got two out of three. Should I hold out for the full package or should I settle for hot but poor?
Signed, Should I Settle?

How many young, cute and rich guys do you know that aren’t characters on Gossip Girl? Be happy that you landed 2/3 of the perfect man!


Dear Adam: I know you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day, but what are you proscribed from wearing after Memorial Day?
Signed, Fashion Backwards

When in doubt … just wear plaid!


Dear Adam: How can I get my husband to clean his bathroom more often?
Signed, Wedded Pissed

Two words: WITHHOLD SEX. It’s the best way to get whatever you want!  That bathroom will be sparkling in no time!


Dear Adam: A couple of vegans moved in across the street. Should I be afraid of their aggressive cult-like ways?
Signed, Confused Carnivore

Trust me, vegans are just like everyone else! … but just to be safe, make sure to lock your doors and windows after dark.


Dear Adam: My younger brother is a great guy but has no self-esteem. His lack of confidence has kept him from doing anything with his life. He’s in a dead end job, hasn’t had a relationship in years, and his circle of friends has dwindles more and more each year. I want to encourage him, but he refuses to discuss his plans or goals with anyone. I just want him to be happy, but he clearly is not. What should I do?
Signed, Sibling Misery

Don’t worry, he’ll grow up eventually. Can I have his number?


Dear Adam: What the hell should I do with my life?
Signed, Miss Direction

Become a prostitute! Prostitutes make TONS of money!  You’ll be rich in not time at all!


Have a question for Adam? Email him today!

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It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.

Earlier this week, you voted on two of the final categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards.  They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger & 2011 Second Favorite Blog.
Here are the results!


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger goes to…
MICHELLE M.!


The award for 2011 Second Favorite Blog goes to…
POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!



Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
MICHELLE M., POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!

THE 2011 COCKY AWARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
winner will be revealed on 1/1/12!
(And that’s the end of the 2011 Cocky Awards, so quit yer bitch’n)

It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.

Earlier this week, you voted on the three categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards.  They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter, Favorite 2011 C&R Series, and 2011 C&R Fan Favorite. Here are the results!


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter goes to…
MICHELLE M.


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Series goes to…
C&R MATCH GAME!


The award for 2011 C&R Fan Favorite goes to…
POLT’S ASS!


Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
Michelle M., C&R Match Game
and Polt’s Ass!

The 2011 Cocky Awards continue next week!

It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.  One vote per IP address.


THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:

Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter

Favorite 2011 C&R Series

2011 C&R Fan Favorite



Homeless, Hacker or Hipster?


Last week Mr. M. and I were in La Jolla (where the wealthy, the great white shark and Ryan sans cupcake live). While we were waiting at a stoplight a scraggly man with a cup of coffee crossed the street in front of us. We pondered whether he was currently without home or perhaps just a scruffy engineer type. It was then that Harry came up with the game, homeless, hacker or hipster. While I know it is wrong to make light of the homeless*, I am going to hell anyway – so here’s how to play: the person in each photo is either homeless**, a hacker or a hipster. Let me know in the comments what they are and Harry and I will make a donation in the winner’s name to Father Joe’s villages.

*hipsters deserve to be made fun of.
**Here’s a bunch of famous people were once homeless.

1.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

2.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

3.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

4.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

5.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

6.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

7.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

8.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

9.)  a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

10.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

11.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

12.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

13.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

14.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

15.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster

I will give the answers and announce the winner tomorrow in this post’s comments section.