Welcome to the 10th week of Biggest C&R Loser 2013! This year we’ll be keeping all of the results and placings secret until the end of the contest. We’ll also be pooling our cash to award the 2013 winner the largest prize we’ve ever awarded … a whopping $40! This week’s theme is “HOW ARE YOU FEELING?” Our contestants are about 2 months into the greatest diet of their lives. How do they feel? Good? Bad? Indifferent? Let’s find out!
Diet? What diet? I’m not making any progress at all. In fact, right now I feel like a big ol’ tub of lard! (Or perhaps a pail of lard, since according to this 1919 advert, it was a point of pride that their lard was only sold in pails, not tubs. Who would imagine?)
I hate myself. Time to go goth!
I feel like a pig.
I am actually feeling pretty ok. I don’t hate what I am eating and I don’t feel hungry. I feel like I might actually be making some good choices lately about what I’m feeling. I guess this is what dieting is really supposed to be like.
This week, like other weeks, I’m feeling like I haven’t accomplished much. That being said, I’m cautiously optimistic that next week when I’m on March Break on my own that I can get things in gear.
How do I feel? Disappointed that I haven’t really lost anything, but insanely, unrealistically optimistic that I’m gonna have a marathon weight loss over the next four weeks and win this thing! But overall? I’m pretty apathetic about it all. I want to win (hell I’d just like to lose some weight), but I really dont think I will. Story of my life, yo
How do I feel? Well let me tell you how I feel. Stressed, panicked, freaked out… and none of it related to this contest. Then it’s dispirited, despondent and disgusted. The three Ds of doom. Thanks to the SPF (not sun protection), I have been eating things I should not, being lazy and not cooking properly and … yeah. Giant F for fail. Let’s leave it at that shall we?