Find Out Who Has The Biggest Boy-Parts! (NSFW)

While innocently surfing the Internet, I stumbled upon some survey results from a few years ago.  It seems that the reputable source, Condomania.com has determined a unique rankings of average penis size in the 50 states.  Here’s Condomania’s results, ordered by largest to smallest penis:

By now you’ve scanned the list to see where you rank.  Are you lucky enough to be living in well-endowed New Hampshire?  Or maybe you’re living in Micropenisville, Wyoming?  Most of the C&R frequent commenters living in the following 8 states … and here’s how we measure up:

The results turned out quite well for the presumably well-hung Mikey, Craig, Ty, Josh, Jere and the rest of our New York commenters.  Unfortunately those of us in New Jersey (like myself) and Maine didn’t quite measure up.  But as those of us who are a bit less than well endowed often claim: it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

A final note … New Yorkers shouldn’t whip out their junk and celebrate too quickly.  When Condomania.com ranked the 20 most populated U.S. cities by their average penis size, some new facts were revealed:

It’s good news for commenters like Harry, Ryan and VUBOQ, who live in or near San Diego and Washington D.C.  It looks like they may out-measure a few of our New York City friends after all.

So how do you measure up?  Are these lists accurate?  And what city and state will you be visiting on your next vacation?


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14 thoughts on “Find Out Who Has The Biggest Boy-Parts! (NSFW)”

  1. Ha. I have no idea whether these lists are accurate; I’ve only ever been with men from Illinois and Indiana (or Nort Carlina) and Massachusetts. Not a large sample size. I thnk it’s safe to say I don’t measure up 🙂

  2. I wish they released the means and standard deviations.

    I also wonder whether I could predict these rankings from demographic information.

  3. Just throwing this out there: only 4 of the top 10 are states that are solidly Republican in presidential elections, and 6 of the bottom 10 are states that are soldily Republican in presidential elections.

    So, from this, I surmise that if you vote Democratic in presidential elections, you tend to have a big penis. And as for me alone, well yes, i DO prove the theory. 🙂

    HUGS…

    1. I thought maybe voting Republican makes you dick shrivel. Too much time around Sarah Pain and whatshername Will do that to ya.

  4. First off, how was I so distracted yesterday I missed dick talk. Anyway, I’ve done a lot of polling in my time and I must say, I think Illinois should probably be just a smidge higher. Then again, it’s been so many years and this withered old queen doesn’t remember the touch of a man.

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