Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 11

Our tenth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate ten weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3!

As we begin the 11th week of BC&RL3, we take a peek at somewhere BC&RL has never gone before … into the cupboards! Much like our ‘in the fridge’ week, this week we take a look inside each of our contestant’s cupboards, pantries, or wherever they’re storing their non-refrigerated foodstuff.  Check it out!


TwoPi
Our pantry is a converted broom closet. The top two shelves hold liquids (olive oil, vinegar, key lime juice, Thai fish sauce, etc…), while the next two shelves are mostly canned goods (lots of pineapple, tuna, various soups, tomatoes, etc….) The lowest shelves (mostly off camera) have non-food items, such as trash bags and various food storage items. I mostly use the stuff on the top two shelves; the rest of the pantry mostly consists of forgotten items lost in the transition from grocery bag to dust bin.


Tam
This could be called my Carb Cupboard (sorry Polt). This picture shows it tidier than it sometimes is, and messier than at other times. The top shelf is carb heaven – pasta, noodles, mac & cheese and rice; second shelf is canned goods and things like drink mixes; third shelf is breakfast stuff – cereal, juice (and ice-cream toppings – not so breakfasty); fourth shelf is snacks – crackers, chips, popcorn, little fruit cup thingies for lunches; bottom shelf is trash bags, light bulbs and potatoes. There is a shelf above you can’t see, but it is empty juice jugs, vases and booze. Ahem.


Mr. Sombrero
All I have are spices and shit. I’m going for the win. Vote for me in The Messiest A** Pantry – 2012. Yeah, no comment.


Ryan
Most of my non-refrigerated food is in these three cupboards. The others contain some spices and extra dry goods. Note the supply of oatmeal, raisins, and cinnamon ready for breakfast.


Polt
So this week, we’re talking what’s in our cupboard. In my cupboards all I have are dishes, glasses, Tupperware, that sorta stuff. I do have a pantry, but I use that for storage purposes. And I have a series of shelves in the cellar way, but they only contain some cans of soup, green beans, spaghetti-O’s, fruit salad, some salad dressing and a lonely can of tuna. Most of my non-refrigerated food I just store on my counter top like so: cereal, popcorn, peanut butter, whole wheat bread, spray cheese, sugarless caramels, Pringles, and Crystal Light. I don’t eat the pathetic looking plant there, I’ve had Janis for about ten years, longer than any plant I’ve ever had.


Mikey
You can see that I keep my kitchen cabinets better stocked than the fridge. That is influenced by the fact that I am obsessed with having every possible spice on hand in case it ever comes up in an exotic recipe. AND I DON’T HAVE THEM ALL YET. You can also see healthy olive oil on one shelf and brown rice on the other. See…I am trying.


Michelle M.
We have a tiny cupboard. Here’s what’s in it.
1. coffee (for Harry) tea and hot chocolate
2. canned vegetables and beans
3. nuts, popcorn, raisins, nuts and emergency chocolate
4. rice, pasta, lentils, Asian noodles
5. bread, soup, vegetable and chicken broth
6. cooking oils, hot sauce, pasta sauce, peanut butter
7. cereal, granola bars, pretzels, crackers
8. baking stuff
9. Harry’s breakfast fixings (oatmeal and stuff to make it taste good).


Adam
Left top: teas, oatmeal, olive oil. Left middle: Emergen-C, random ingredients, soy sauce, pepper oil, balsamic vinegar. Bottom left: lots of spices and seasonings. Top right: flour, rice, sugars. Middle right: Indian food, raisins, Maggi noodles, lentils, popcorn. Bottom right: canned veggies, sauces and vitamins.


And now the week’s results:

Stay tuned each Thursday for the stunning weight-loss success stories of our eight contestants. Who will win this year’s competition? Find out on May 31st … just in time for bikini season!

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30 thoughts on “Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 11”

    1. Nope, Adam did it backwards, it was supposed to go DOWN that much, the line, not my weight. Birthday cake is the devil.

  1. It makes me happy that Polt has Spaghetti-O’s.
    Ryan – Harry mixes up his oatmeal and fixings into little ready-to-go ziploc bags.
    Mikey – me too with the spices. I would have taken a picture, but all our spices are in a drawer and not a cupboard.
    Keep it up everyone!

    1. 39 grams of carbs per can, that’s within the limit of my diet! YAY Spaghetti-O’s! (with meatballs, of course!)

      HUGS…

  2. I have a whole other cupboard that has all my baking supplies, then another filled with canned soda and yet another shelf that is full of spices. I have too much shit in my house.

  3. All this talk of spices…I’ve got salt, pepper, oregano, some paprika (for when I make deviled eggs), and that’s it! Adam, the neatness and organization in your cupboard is disturbing to me. And that damn purple line taunts me for yet another week! Blast!

    HUGS…

  4. “Polt is a slob”…why yes I am, but (ignoring the pantry) aren’t you impressed how everything on the shelves are organized together, labels facing out? I know I am! 🙂

    HUGS…

    1. those basement shelves look really dusty … and leaving food on the counter is unacceptable! I need to come to your house and throw everything away.

      1. Well yes they are, but they’re shelves in the cellar way, who the hell cares if they’re dusty? And really, you focus on the dust and not the neat and orderly grouping and facings of the cans????

        HUGS…

          1. Extrapolating from psychophysical studies, it wouldn’t be surprising if a bow resulted in a significant decrease in reported odor, although no one has tested this particular hypothesis.

          2. Well yes, but that’s just dust on the shelves, not a pile of manure. And there is a mental disorder called obsessive-compulsive disorder, Adam dear. 🙂

            HUGS…

  5. I’m going to go to Polt’s house to clean and organize (aka throw away) everything. Then I’ll have a blog post series of before and after photos! Anyone wanna help??

    1. Me! I want to organize everyone’s shelves, whether they need it or not. Let’s start a cleaning/organizing business!!

    2. As long as you’re buying the stuff to replace what you’re throwing out, have at it! I’ll be gone all weekend visiting Kris in Virginia, feel free to stop by. I won’t be there to interfere with your…’cleaning’.

      HUGS…

    1. Yeah, but Fat Betty, you can deep-fry damn near anythingL jars of spices, cans of soup, great crates of lard!

      HUGS…

  6. Sweet: 2 T walnuts, 2 T craisins, 2 T brown sugar, 1/3 C frozen blueberries

    Savory: Sprinkle of olive oil, spoonful of grated extra sharp aged cheddar cheese, salt and pepper, 2 T walnuts

    I used to pre-measure the walnuts, craisins and brown sugar in a baggie, but now it’s just the oatmeal.

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