NSFW: Have You Ever… ?!

Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? I didn’t either … but Tam told me! Before you go celebrate … how about a quick Have You Ever Quiz?

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever… Masturbated?!

1. Have you ever masturbated?
2. Have you never masturbated?
3. Have you ever masturbated while looking at pornography?
4. Have you ever masturbated while looking at National Geographic magazine?
5. Have you ever masturbated in front of a computer?
6. Have you ever masturbated while watching the news?
7. Have you ever masturbated in a shower?
8. Have you ever masturbated in a bathroom?
9. Have you ever masturbated in a bed?
10. Have you ever masturbated in a bath tub?
11. Have you ever masturbated in a kitchen?
12. Have you ever masturbated in public restroom?
13. Have you ever masturbated in a car?
14. Have you ever masturbated into a sock (or other article of clothing)?
15. Have you ever masturbated into a toilet?
16. Have you ever masturbated into a tissue or paper towel?
17. Have you ever masturbated while using a sex toy?
18. Have you ever masturbated in a moving vehicle?
19. Have you ever masturbated while at work?
20. Have you ever masturbated in a movie theater?
21. Have you ever masturbated at a strip club (or similar location)?
22. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
23. Have you ever masturbated with or in front of another person?
24. Have you ever masturbated with or in front of 2+ people?
25. Have you ever masturbated in your neighbor’s shed?

Now finish spanking your monkey and tell us the total in the comments!


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27 thoughts on “NSFW: Have You Ever… ?!”

  1. Replace shed with like garage and I get an extra point. Current total is 18 … fuck you all, I have no shame … my teenage years were very out of control, come to think of it, so were my early 20’s.

  2. 9, but being a girl means several of those don’t apply. We have the advantage of being “self-contained”.

  3. 21. Don’t worry drpara, my teens were a very out of control time as well. And my 20’s also. Of course, so were my 30’s, and my 40’s…so far. 🙂

    HUGS….

  4. If anyone says 1 I may have to call bullshit. Where is Jere? He’s usually good at high scoring these things.

    1. Well technically, tam, if someone said Yes to #2, then that would be a no to all the rest, wouldn’t it? Thus, scroing themsevles, a 1.

      HUGS…

      1. My point is I don’t believe anyone who claims never, unless you’re pre-pubescent, in which case … Get off C&R!

  5. ooooh…I remember that one time that Sally was caught masturbating over at a friend’s house. I was so upset that I almost threw up my dinner, but it passed and I went on to eat a gigantic sundae. That made it all feel much better.

      1. I don’t think my heart could stand to beat her. Emotionally I have no problem with it, but my doctor says I should take it easy.

  6. The best part abut these is guessing exactly where all the other peoples points get distributed, unless you’re like myself and Polt….

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