My Celebrity Free Pass List

Just like Ross on Friends, I have a free pass list* (a celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other** that should you meet one of the five people on your list, you have free reign to get it on). Here are the lucky celebrities who may or may not have their world rocked should they happen to cross my path (or someone invents a time machine):

1. Barry Gibb (in his glory days). Who can resist gold medallions, a hairy chest and a falsetto?

2. Joe Manganiello. Joe is a classically trained American film and theatre actor. He is most known for his role as a werewolf on the series True Blood. He is active with several charities and looks good with his shirt off.

3. Cary Grant (in his heyday). So dashing and debonair. And that transatlantic accent – swoon!

4. Boris Frederic Cecil Tay-Natey Ofuatey-Kodjoe. Boris is an actor and former model. He was named one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People in the World and that’s good enough for me.

5. Christopher Reeve (in his alive, walking around days). When I was 10 I joined the Christoper Reeve fan club. Who wouldn’t want to fly with Superman? And Somewhere in Time is one of the most romantic movies ever.

*Unlike Ross, my list is not laminated and is subject to change without notice.

*Harry is allowed to have a free pass list, too. I better not find it, though, or there will be 5 fewer celebrities in the world.

So who is on your 5 list? Let me know in comments!


47 thoughts on “My Celebrity Free Pass List”

  1. Ugh, there are so many!

    1. Chris Evans
    2. Enver Gjokaj
    3. Ryan Phillipe (I know, what is this 1999?)
    4. Chris Pratt
    5. Ryan Kwanten

    ::quickly hits post comment before changing my mind for the 100th time::

  2. Since I have no significant other I have no need for a list like this! I’m ready and available for any celebrity who should express interest (are you listening Shemar Moore?).

    Well except for Ann Coulter. I won’t have sex with the undead, celebrity or no.


  3. 1. Jamie Cullum
    2. Jason Mraz
    (both not really because of their looks — but when they sing, I swoon)

  4. In no particular order:

    1. George Clooney (I know, totally cliché)
    2. Brad Pitt (if he does something with his hair)
    3. Chris Pine
    4. Chris O’Donnell

    OMG, I can’t come up with five. There are tons of good looking guys that I suppose would fit the bill, but there’s really no celebrity that comes to mind. Hmmm.

  5. 1. Jake Gyllenhaal (it will always be Jake, that has never changed, ever.)
    2. Darren Criss
    3. Alex O’Loughlin
    4. Clive Owen
    5. Robert Pattinson

      1. I might go for Craig Ferguson as long as he keeps up a non-stop commentary during the event. Or he could just sit and read to me. That would like work just as well.

  6. In on particular order:

    1. Isabella Rossellini circa 1992
    2. Nathan Fillion
    3. Jamie Pressly
    4. Heather Graham
    5. Marilyn Monroe (in her heyday)
    6. Chris Hemsworth
    7. Heidi Klum
    8. Jason Statham
    9. Joe Manganiello (get in line Michelle…)
    10. Anderson Cooper

    People who I am surprised haven’t made the list:
    Ryan Gosling
    Zack Efron

    1. I considered Efron, but I don’t think he’d even make my top 10. He would be somewhere in my top 50, though.

        1. I haven’t made that list. I just have a sense that I couldn’t come up with 50 celebrities that I would want to do before him.

    2. I love me some Ryan Gosling but he sadly falls in the 6-10 range. Also, when it comes to the Hemsworth brothers, Liam please.

  7. Apparently, I need to share more gifs of Harry Judd showing completely platonic affection with his bandmate Dougie Poynter (who could replace Harry if he goes back to his more clean cut/short hair look).

    Theo James was in Bedlam, which Fdot pointed me to. That show also included Will Young, but unfortunately didn’t include any Theo James/Will Young action.

    If I was visiting the UK, I would temporarily replace my list with:
    1. Will Young
    2. Russell Tovey
    3. Duncan James
    4. Kieron Richardson
    5. Mark Feehily

    1. This was in reply to john. WP was acting all weird and refreshy and must have screwed that up.

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