Happy Birthday Polt!


Friday is Polt’s birthday – so what better song to celebrate our favorite man who loves purple
than Kiss by Prince

You don’t have to be hetero

to turn me on

I just need your comments baby

From dusk ’til dawn

You don’t need experience

To turn me out

You just leave it all up to me

I’m gonna show you what it’s all about


You don’t have to be rich

To be my man

You don’t have to be cool

I’ll be your fan


Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with

I just want your extra HUGS, cause you’re

Chris


You got to not talk dirty, baby

If you wanna impress me

You can’t be too flirty

mama


I know how to undress me (Yeah)

I want to be your fantasy

Maybe you could be mine

You just leave it all up to me

We could have a good time


You don’t have to be rich

To be my boy

You don’t have to be cool

or suave or coy


Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with

I just want your extra HUGS, cause you’re


Chris


Yes
Oh, I think I wanna dance
Gotta, Gotta


Little girl Michelle’s parade

Gotta, gotta, gotta


Men and not girls rule your world

I said they rule your world


Act your age

mama


Not your shoe size


Maybe we could do the twirl

You don’t have to watch Dynasty

To have an attitude


You just leave it all up to me

My love will be your food

Yeah


You don’t have to be rich

To be my guy

You don’t have to be cool

I think you’re fly


Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with

I just want your extra HUGS, cause you’re

Chris

Happy Birthday Polt!

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23 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Polt!”

      1. I know it’s not Craig, but given the resemblance and Polt’s stalking, I figured it was what Polt would like to do with him (including giving him the Superman tattoo).

        1. Well, Cupcake, to say that had neve crossed my mind would be a lie, but I was never a Boy Scout or a Sailor, so I can’t tie a decent knot to save my life. Hence, the reason, it’ll only ever be a fantasy. 🙂

          HUGS…

  1. Oh. My. God. This is AMAZING! 🙂 Thank you so much Michelle M., this is the best birthday present I’ve gotten this year (also the only one, but still. gonna be hard to top this!)

    And it’s a good thing I do NOT look like the first pic, cause if I did, I’d never leave home, it’d just be me and a mirror all day. 🙂

    thanks again, babe!

    HUGS…

  2. Friday night and the lights are low
    Looking out for a place to go
    Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
    You come in to look for a king

    Anybody could be that guy
    Night is young and the music’s high
    With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
    You’re in the mood for a dance
    And when you get the chance

    You are the dancing king
    Young and sweet, only (forty something)
    Dancing king, feel the beat
    From the tambourine…

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  3. I love that Polt says “crap” when he talks dirty. Flirty Polt creeps my creep just a little bit. Poltzie is awesome! But my favorite appearance of all is … the Puntabupede.

  4. Thanks (early) everyone! Espeically Michelle M. It’s somewhat frighening how awesome you inmagination is, but I love it nonetheless! 🙂

    HUGS…

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