It’s been quite a while since I last graced you with one of my beautiful puddles of urine. Lately I’ve been curling up under blankets, scratching Adam, and eating a bit more kibble than usual. I’m trying to fatten myself up for the winter. But when I’m not busy with all of that crap, I’m still creating magnificent works of art in my little box. Here’s one of my recent masterpieces … tell me what you think it looks like in the comments. If you don’t, I’ll come to your house and tear your furniture to bits. Actually, I might do that anyway.