10 Theories About Craig’s Sick Dick (NSFW)

As I mentioned yesterday, Craig missed Saturday’s Puntabugang C&R AAArrrrrrmy Party because he was suffering from a urinary tract infection.  But just how did Craig manage to infect his penis with disgusting bacteria?  Here’s 10 of my theories…

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61 thoughts on “10 Theories About Craig’s Sick Dick (NSFW)”

  1. You shouldn’t be sticking things in your naughty bits, well, not without sterilizing them first. Hope it’s feeling better.

      1. Oddest thing I read in a story was a swizzle stick up the wee wee. Usually it’s proper medical sounds. Seems ouchy, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

      1. (A) You think I have time to read your blatherings everyday?
        (B) Since we’re apparently on the same side in the crusade to get Adam to admit that he came up with a defective name, is the hostility really necessary?

        1. Trying to get Adam to admit he’s wrong seems like tilting at windmills. The only question is which one of you is Sancho.

  2. Adam, there are times when I worry about you and this is one of them. You are a sick, sick man. Like Craig, but in a different way.

    Oh and I vote for Praig. It’s a lot like Prague, but without all the foreskin.

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