Fast Five

Amidst all the elegies for Steve Jobs, there were actually a few really awesome things that happened on the net this week. I am here to remind you of those things. So what did the Steve Jobs facilitated internet have that was so cool this week? Just you wait…

First up is actually a blast from the recent past. With 30 Rock on hiatus until January, I am crazy desperate for some zany, whacky Liz Lemony fun. And Netflix has it for me. The fifth season of that show is currently available for instant streaming and I am loving it. You should too!

When I’m not getting entertained by netflix (which I am relying on due to the lackluster fall lineup), I am also watching kids do cute stuff on the internet. Take this little cutie from the UK for example. I didn’t even know what a Nikki Minaj was until I saw her singing the crap out of it. Normal Mikey would have issues with the hypersexualization of the young girl, but let’s be honest…I am drunk when I am writing this.

Did you get the memo? It is finally freaking fall! I love fall so much I want to take it behind the middle school and turn it into more episodes of 30 Rock. It is cool and crisp and clear and I don’t sweat every time I touch the outdoors. Let’s party!

Why does partying always lead to porn? I dunno, but it just does. This is a parody of a classic porn film. Sure we could probably talk for hours about what exactly makes a “classic porn film” since porn isn’t really about art or history, but we are going to avoid that. Let’s just enjoy snarky gay dudes narrating Coach.

Speaking of really low culture, let’s talk Glee. So if you didn’t notice, I have stopped watching this particular train wreck and I couldn’t be happier. I love that I don’t have to deal with the plot inconsistencies and the really random characterization. Call me a snob, but I do want my zany, musical tv show to actually believe in its own world long enough to keep it the same for the next episode.

Ok…so there you go kiddies: 30 Rock on Netflix, Cutie singing Nikki Minaj, Fall, Coach, and Goodbye Glee. What’s on your list?


20 thoughts on “Fast Five”

  1. I agree with Craiggers, Glee is much better this season. The last two episodes, particularly the last one, were very well done. Charaters remained the same throughout and true to their histories. The songs were incorporated seemelessly, thank God there’s been none of the “Here’s this week’s theme.” “Oh Mr. Shue, I have a song I can in that theme!”

    Whether this continues through the season or not, who knows, but I’m cautiouisly optimistic.


  2. My Five:
    1. American Horror Story
    2. Breaking Bad
    3. GRANDMA’S® Peanut Butter Sandwich Crème Cookies
    4. Sleeping under heavy quilts
    5. My new plan of giving ‘hugs’ as gifts for Christmas (because I’m poor)

  3. If I wasn’t all dizzy from meds and cough up spackle, I might have issues with the hypersexualization of the young girl, like Mikey, but I kind of don’t care. As a side note, that girl is learning how to twerk it.

    I normally love fall, but this fall has sucked hard so far. Stupid change of season allergies.

    The sound effects when the guy in white scratched he face and head were pretty funny. And is it me or is the Coach guy’s voice the voice of Jizz? I also thought the answer was marinating a salad.

    1. And yes, that first sentence should read: “If I wasn’t all dizzy from meds and coughing up spackle…”

      Just doing Adam’s job for him.

  4. I’ve only seen a few episodes of 30 Rock, but it’s on the list of stuff to watch.
    The girls seemed more sassy then sexualized. At least they were dressed appropriately.
    I’m so glad it’s fall, since I never did lose the weight for swimsuit season. Hurray for layers!
    I say, A) Not enough room in the fridge.
    Glee. Still watching. Emma has a WW lunchbox.

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