Have You Ever … Been Responsible for a Horrible Odor?!

A wise man once said, “He who smelt it, dealt it.” Let’s face it, we’ve all dealt it once or twice in our lives. Now it’s time to come clean about your dirty odors.

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have you ever?!

1. Have you ever been told that you’re wearing too much perfume or cologne?
2. Have you ever stunk up your workplace with a really smelly meal? (ie stinky fish)
3. Have you ever been sent home from work or school because you smell bad?
4. Have you ever received complaints for emitting a smelly burp?
5. Have you ever been accused of having bad body odor?
6. Have you ever been accused of smelling like urine?
7. Have you ever been told that you should shower more often?
8. Have you ever retched after smelling your own dirty laundry?
9. Have you ever denied responsibility for a smelly fart?
10. Have you ever felt guilty for stinking up the bathroom?
11. Have you ever fled a public restroom after making it very smelly?
12. Have you ever dropped a smelly fart bomb in a car?
13. Have you ever blamed someone else (or a pet) for a stench that you were actually responsible for?
14. Have you ever been responsible for an awful smell on a bus or airplane?
15. Have you ever used a porta-potty and managed to make the already-present odor significantly worse?
16. Have you ever caused anyone to vomit after smelling a horrible odor that you were responsible for?
17. Have you ever been given dirty looks because of your odors by plumbers, house cleaners or sewer repairmen?
18. Have you ever received complaints from a neighbor for cooking smelly food?
19. Have you ever set off a stink bomb?
20. Have you ever trapped a partner under your bed covers and created a dutch oven?
21. Have you ever been accused of having a room in your house that stinks like sex?
22. Have you ever emitted a smelly fart during sex?
23. Have you ever been told that your genitals smell badly?
24. Have you ever been told that your sexual fluids smell badly?
25. Have you ever had an infection or disease caused you to emit a nasty odor?

Fess up to your stink (and tell us your total) in the comments!

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