I’m very sad. Adam has
gone on vacation abandoned me. I crave attention, and Adam’s mother doesn’t stick around long enough on her daily visits to feed my craving. So Cocky & Rude readers, will you give me the attention that I so greatly deserve? I’m blogging in the only way that I know how … with my pee. After all, I don’t know how to type. Here’s a photo of my latest piss puddles. Tell me what you think it looks like in the comments. If you don’t comment, I’ll stare at the door for the next week until Adam comes home. Actually, I might do that anyway.