C&R Fight Club: ADAM Defeats ERIC CARTMAN!

It’s been a long first round of Cocky & Rude Fight Club, but it has drawn to a close with last Thursday’s bout.  Thursday saw the overweight, immature, spoiled, outspoken, lazy, foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, racist, sexist, anti-semitic, sociopathic, and narcissistic Eric Cartman face off against the cocky, rude, adorable and loveable … ME!  Did you really think that I’d lose?  The C&R readers love me!  Even when I call your genitals gross, I can do no wrong.  I cast exactly ZERO votes in this poll, yest still managed to earn 183 votes (84% of the vote).  Eric Cartman was easily defeated; earning just 35 votes (18% of the vote).  I attribute this win to your deep love of all things ‘Adam’.  And maybe the fact that Eric Cartman is a cartoon.  Nah … I only won because you love me.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!

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