It’s been a long first round of Cocky & Rude Fight Club, but it has drawn to a close with last Thursday’s bout. Thursday saw the overweight, immature, spoiled, outspoken, lazy, foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, racist, sexist, anti-semitic, sociopathic, and narcissistic Eric Cartman face off against the
cocky, rude, adorable and loveable … ME! Did you really think that I’d lose? The C&R readers love me! Even when I call your genitals gross, I can do no wrong. I cast exactly ZERO votes in this poll, yest still managed to earn 183 votes (84% of the vote). Eric Cartman was easily defeated; earning just 35 votes (18% of the vote). I attribute this win to your deep love of all things ‘Adam’. And maybe the fact that Eric Cartman is a cartoon. Nah … I only won because you love me.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!