Last Thursday’s Cocky & Rude Fight Club bout between Michelle “Mush” Morgan and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was close, but in the end Michelle reigned victorious. In this surprising battle, it was only eight votes that separated the winner from the loser. We at C&R think that Michelle’s tits and her resistance to Mexican food was probably what took her all the way to the winner’s circle — earning her 66 votes (or 53%). The Rock’s wrestling moves and acting chops just weren’t strong enough, earning him 58 votes (or 47%). Perhaps The Rock is getting a little … soft?