Let’s face it. Most of our readers beginning to look a little long in tooth. Some of you only have a few more good years before your insides dry up and begin to reject the idea of baby-making. It’s right time that we all started rubbing our nether regions together with the single goal of squirting out the next generation of bloggers, before it’s too late. Gay, straight, indifferent, not even human? I don’t care what you are! Start banging, because we need to procreate!
But which of us will create beautiful babies, and which of us will create horrible monsters, unlike the world has ever seen? Let’s find out! Using
a time traveling device the miracle of online baby face generators, I’ve taken a peek into the future to see what each of our offspring will look like. Here are the results:
How about the happily married wonder-couple of the blogosphere: Harry and Michelle?
They’d welcome this curly-haired little cutey!
Ever wonder what a Super-Michelle would look like? Let’s mate two Michelles and find out!
But I’m guessing that Polt would rather have an African American baby
with Craig, whose bushes he normally inhabits.
Mel is a veterinarian, so we’ve paired him with a bunny: John!
Their bestiality would unleash this little monster upon the world.David and David have the same name … so why shouldn’t they make a baby?
They’d have this ugly, cross-eyed, round-headed, little puffer fish baby.
Everyone’s favorite (non-Tam) Canadians, Kristen “The Kid” and Nathan.
What an … unexpectedly Asian baby they’d produce!
What kind of baby would Ryan have with his true love?
This one — presumably with delicious cream filling!
This round-headed little monster is the product of Jere and Chris D.!
Please be responsible parents and wash your kid’s dirty face!
Paul made FDot a little less pure when they got together and created this little joy.
The only perfect mate for Justin is the website, Wikipedia.
Together, they’d create this all-knowing, all-correcting, asterisk-loving little egghead.
And finally … let’s mate Craig with his beloved Super Viagra & Vagina Girl.
Or, seeing the results … maybe we shouldn’t.
So which is your favorite baby? Tell us who should mate (and who shouldn’t) in the comments!