10 Reasons Why Polt’s Toilet Seat Keeps Breaking

Yesterday on Twitter, Polt gave us a quick peek into the Palace‘s bathroom:

A weird tradition?Β  Not so much.
There are perfectly good reasons that Polt keeps breaking his toilet seats.
10 perfectly good reasons, in fact…

1. He didn’t win Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 1 or 2.

2. He needs to start using a ladder when he pees on Asian twinks while they are
pooping into a toilet, instead of standing on the rim.

3. That purple glittery toilet seat that he bought was just for show —
not designed for actual use.

4. Toilet seats are not designed to be hung from the ceiling, over a bed.

5. The bad economy is even effecting the Palace, where they’ve had to
switch to generic brand toilet seats.

6. Being a power bottom can really mess up your shitter.

7. They don’t make outhouses like they used to.

8. It was Taco Bell night at the Palace … explosions ensued.

9. Superman Sundays got a little out of control.

And Finally…

10.Polt got a little too excited while giving a [toilet] rim job.

Thank you Craig, for your help with this post.


25 thoughts on “10 Reasons Why Polt’s Toilet Seat Keeps Breaking”

  1. Yikes – be careful what you tweet around Adam and Craig! I like the sparkly purple seat. I had to see if they sell functional ones – and they do. A purple palace deserves a purple throne.

    #9 is my favorite.

  2. Adam is like the ultimate stalker, copying down all our Tweets and using them against us at a later date. πŸ˜›

    I lurve that sparkly purple seat.

  3. I think the moral of the story here is: Be damned careful what you post on Twitter.

    And, oh Adam, how I WISH the reason was something as exciting as any of these. πŸ™‚ Lotsa work went into this too, man, good job. πŸ™‚


      1. Toilet rim jobs? pissing on Asian twinks while they take a crap? Suspending a toilet seat over a bed? sounds like the Hot Desert Knights catalog. Oh…and I had to google that to find a raunchy gay site…

    1. Aw, cmon, Ty, don’t be all prissy! I’m sure you’re cracked a few toilet seats, or something comperable, in your time! πŸ˜€


      1. Bear in mind that, as a young child, I sat on the seat backwards and held my nose to avoid the less savory aspects of human metabolism. Actually, I’m not really sure how the sitting backwards helped.

        1. Bwahahahahahhhahah, this cracks me up! πŸ™‚ Thanks for the visual. Why didn’t you mention this to Alex when you were on Jeopardy? πŸ™‚


  4. I learn more about you people on C&R than I do from your own sites and twitter combined.

    I thought number two was the most plausible until I saw the absence of hairthings.

    1. john, one Asian with a hairthing might be unlikely, but if I get a shot at two Asians at the same time, hairthings or no, it’s gonna happen. Although peeing on them while they poop…well I’ll have to shut my eyes. πŸ™‚


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