In a victory that many predicted, Ty defeated Stephen Hawking in last Thursday’s Cocky & Rude Fight Club battle. Most assumed that Ty would destroy the handicapped, wheelchair-bound genius with a robot voice … and they were right. Ty earned an impressive 73% of the popular vote (68 votes) to beat Hawking, who earned only 27% of the popular vote (25 votes). Despite his loss, we at C&R would like to give Hawking a (gentle) pat on the back for doing as well as he did. We’re guessing that Ty’s victory can be attributed to the fact that he can actually move his body.