In an unexpected and startling upset, Mikey defeated former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Mike Tyson, in last Thursday’s Cocky & Rude Fight Club bout. Most assumed that such an experienced boxer would defeat Mikey … but that was far from the case. Mikey rocketed to the win with a staggering 90% of the popular vote, made up of an amazing 312 votes (far more votes than any other C&R Fight Club battle thus far). The convicted rapist and pidgeon breeder, Mike Tyson earned only 36 votes, or 10% of the popular vote. Don’t forget that all fights are determined by a poll that does not block repeat votes … so we at C&R are guessing that someone really wanted Mikey to win.