C&R Fight Club: MIKEY Defeats MIKE TYSON!

In an unexpected and startling upset, Mikey defeated former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Mike Tyson, in last Thursday’s Cocky & Rude Fight Club bout.  Most assumed that such an experienced boxer would defeat Mikey … but that was far from the case.  Mikey rocketed to the win with a staggering 90% of the popular vote, made up of an amazing 312 votes (far more votes than any other C&R Fight Club battle thus far).  The convicted rapist and pidgeon breeder, Mike Tyson earned only 36 votes, or 10% of the popular vote.  Don’t forget that all fights are determined by a poll that does not block repeat votes … so we at C&R are guessing that someone really wanted Mikey to win.

CONGRATULATIONS MIKEY!

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5 thoughts on “C&R Fight Club: MIKEY Defeats MIKE TYSON!”

  1. Wow. Does Ty have carpal tunnel syndrome now? All that clicking must be a killer. Congrats non-rapist Mikey (I’m assuming here but think I’ll be okay).

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