C&R Fight Club: MR. SOMBRERO Defeats the REDNECK BORDER PATROLMAN!

If the results of this week’s Cocky & Rude Fight Club are any indication, the United States should just fling open its borders and never look back.  Or at least on the Mexico side … we’re not quite sure about those Canadians just yet.  In this week’s Fight Club bout, we saw Mr. Sombrero face off against a Redneck Border Patrolman.  Mr. Sombrero DESTROYED the Minuteman with no effort at all — as soon as we started the fight, the hate-spewing, Sarah Palin lover ran back home to Texas and hid under his bed.  Mr. Sombrero won with an amazing 151 votes (that’s 99% of the popular vote); the Redneck earned only 2 votes (1% of the popular vote).  C&R voters came out in force this week — it’s the most votes for a single Fight Club bout we’ve seen since our second battle, where Captain Kirk defeated the disgraced blogger, Craig.

Congratulations, Mr. Sombrero!

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