They didn’t even stand a chance. In last Thursday’s bout of Cocky & Rude Fight Club, Mel didn’t even have to raise one of his sharp knitting needles before those silly rag dolls, Raggedy Ann & Andy, crumpled to the ground and died. The wimps scored exactly 1 vote, earning them a measly 2% of the popular vote. Mel raged to victory with an amazing 98% of the popular vote — that’s 52 votes! So Mel rages on to round 2 of Cocky & Rude Fight Club … but will he fare so well when he faces off against his next opponant? Only time will tell!