Craig “The Creepy Creeper” Strikes Again!

This kid just won’t take no for an answer.  After a failed attempt to steal Mr. Sombrero away from me earlier today … Craig is back with more.  This time, a poem.  I’m really only posting this so it can be used as evidence for a restraining order…

Ode to Mr. Sombrero

From the moment I saw you,
On the hook of sand,
I knew that I needed you,
To be my man.
You cast a spell on me,
Like my own little Draco,
So point your wand at me,
And let out an Accio!
I will be your He-Man,
No need for the ginger,
Take my hand and ride away,
With me on battlecat Cringer.
I will be your padawan learner,
Let us penetrate the force,
We can levitate our hearts,
Along hyperspaces course.
Transform my soul to love,
This autobot is all alone,
Take hold of my matrix,
Forever till all are one.

22 thoughts on “Craig “The Creepy Creeper” Strikes Again!”

          1. Transform my soul to love! How does that not bring a tear to your eye? I could hardly see what I was typing I was practically convulsing with god’s love. I’m pretty sure I channeled god when I wrote this.

  1. Wow. Umm. That was disturbing and not in a “oh how adorable” way. Yeah. Should we be taking up a collection for bail? I’m not sure for who and whether it would be for the charge of stalking or justifiable homicide.

  2. That was the nerdiest poem I’ve ever read. I don’t know how Mr. Sombrero can resist. Adam must be the best boyfriend ever.

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