Have You Ever… Annoyed Craig?

This week we asked Craig, the proprietor of your second favorite blog, Puntabulous, about what annoys him.  That’s right … even your (second) favorite, mild-mannered and beloved blogger gets annoyed sometimes.  But what annoys the only Cocky & Rude Fight Club contestant that’s ever been beaten by a celebrity?  You’re about to find out.

You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever not read all of the Harry Potter books?
2. Have you ever not watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies?
3. Have you ever not watched any of the Star Wars movies?
4. Have you ever bragged about never watching the Star Wars movies?
5. Have you ever said that a movie is never as good as the book?
6. Have you ever not had a favorite book?
7. Have you ever put “magazines” in the favorite book portion of an online dating profile?
8. Have you ever not watched an obscene amount of television?
9. Have you ever owned a non-iPod .mp3 player?
10. Have you ever cheated while playing an online Scrabble/Words with friends?
11. Have you ever wanted to talk to Craig on the telephone?
12. Have you ever used FourSquare or GetGlue?
13. Have you ever left sexuality-revealing comments on a Facebook page?
14. Have you ever corrected grammar rather than commenting on the content of a blog post?
15. Have you ever (as an adult) used a screen name instead of an abbreviation of your real name in an email address?
16. Have you ever shaved your chest?
17. Have you ever paid a cashier with a personal check?
18. Have you ever been a moving box/bag that needed to be unpacked?
19. Have you ever not used a signal light when driving?
20. Have you ever spent 5 minutes holding up traffic in order to make a left onto a busy street rather than just making a right and turning around?
21. Have you ever thought that everyone is just out to bring you down?
22. Have you ever not believed in evolution?
23. Have you ever blindly followed your political party?
24. Have you ever made extravagant birthday plans for your own birthday and expected all your friends to blindly and inconveniently participate?
25. Have you ever named your blog something annoyingly not safe for work and caused readers to freak out every time they go to your site at work?

So how’d you do?  Will Craig kick you out of the Puntabugang?  Tell us your score in the comments!

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72 thoughts on “Have You Ever… Annoyed Craig?”

      1. 1. Haven’t read any of them
        9. I owned non-iPod mp3-players around 2002-2003.
        16. I haven’t fully shaved my chest, but I have trimmed.
        19. I tend to be good about this, but who doesn’t fail once in a while?

  1. 5 – I especially love leaving sexually revealing comments on Craig’s facebook page hoping his mom views them before Craig catches and removes them.

  2. 3. Unless you’re being nitpicky, then 4.
    1) I have not read them all. Yet.
    9) I have a sansa. Harry bought if for me as a gift, so I think this shouldn’t count.
    17) I’m old! Back in the olden days, that’s what we did.
    19) When no one is around.

  3. 4.

    It’s six if you count that I have a favourite book series instead of a book, so I’m kind of cheating and I did want to call Craig on the telephone when I was lost in the Bronx and his number was pretty much all I had to try and get unlost.

  4. 7 Crap. He hates me now. But some were in the past and I figure if you are in a lane that MUST turn, a signal is unessential since if I didn’t turn, I’d go straight into a street light or oncoming traffic. I can justify anything really.

  5. Surprisingly 5:
    8. I don’t watch a great deal of tv and have recently considered watching less.
    11. I did want to and succeeded in talking to Craig on the phone. I had to answer yes, but it was a one time offense.
    15. I have a junk email address that isn’t a version of my name.
    16. I shaved my chest once. It was there and I was bored. That was a long time ago and was a single offense.
    17. I have written checks, but now I use my debit card.

        1. Yeah, that is horrible. It’s also an invitation to have your potential employer to discover your anime slash fiction hobby.

        2. Oh well, if we don’t ONLY have username ones, then I’m deleting a point. 6! And it’s been 10 years since I paid with a check at the counter, so 5.5! If I keep this up I’ll be in the negatives soon.

          1. boys, boys, stop the violence!!

            @Craig i’m sure natalie portman will get jealous if she found out making sexy kissy faces at a mexican pussy.

  6. 10. But I dont need this quiz to know if I annoyed Craiggers or not, I find that out every time he yanks the curtains shut in his various windows. 🙂

    HUGS…

  7. 11. Have you ever wanted to talk to Craig on the telephone? – yes
    12. Have you ever used FourSquare or GetGlue? – yes
    13. Have you ever left sexuality-revealing comments on a Facebook page? – OH yes
    14. Have you ever corrected grammar rather than commenting on the content of a blog post? – OOHHHH yes
    17. Have you ever paid a cashier with a personal check? – not since before you were born so that doesn’t count
    18. Have you ever been a moving box/bag that needed to be unpacked? WTF does this mean?! Have I ever *HAD* one? Yes. I still have boxes that haven’t been unpacked from 17 years ago. But I’ve never *BEEN* one.
    19. Have you ever not used a signal light when driving? – *sigh* yes
    20. Have you ever spent 5 minutes holding up traffic in order to make a left onto a busy street rather than just making a right and turning around? – um, this is Boston — it’s not a grid system — it doesn’t work that way, so yes, but it doesn’t count

    So I read that as 6 yeses that count.

      1. “Cocky” means “overly self-confident or self-assertive” — it is hardly “not safe for work”. “Rude” means “impolite or ill-mannered” … hardly NSFW. Maybe Craig finds my ampersand offensive??

          1. Meh! At least I didn’t go with Option #2 – “The Bareback Anal Fu¢king Cock Squirting Jizz Splash Explosion Blog EXTREME!”

                1. You just retroactively removed justification for every single time you ever found any of my immature adolescent sexual innuendos annoying or pervy, Adam. Plus you bought me another 150 years of immature adolescent sexual innuendo chits with that. Yeesh.

            1. Suddenly the reason you are blocked at work is clear. It picks up website text. I think anal fucking is a no-no at the office, unless it’s artfully presented on my blog of course. If it’s in black and white then it’s art, not porn.

      2. Good point. Now that both C&R AND Puntabulous are banned at work, can’t you change the name to “fluffy kittens frolicking in the meadow”? My firewall says you are porn and yet here and I am and not a naked peen in sight. Guess I’ll slink back to my own blog for the good stuff.

  8. I’ve decided the obscene amount of television I watch (and obscene is too mild a word) cancels out the rest of my offenses. So, 0. Yay!

        1. Cupcake, it’s Craiggers that made the Jus a lil bit TIPsy call…and while he may hate hearing about it, recieving said call has been one of the highlights of my life. 🙂

          HUGS…

  9. My score is 5, but it probably should be much higher than that, since I’ve probably annoyed him (at times) a little more than a 5/25 would seem to convey.

  10. 5, 13, 14 and 24 …

    13: See Justin’s Facebook when he says something “open for interpretation.”

    And I’ll have you know for 24, everyone blindly comes to these things because I’m a drunk mess (see raging alcoholic) and really, who doesn’t want to see that shit!

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