Welcome to a brand new feature game at Cocky & Rude! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll introduce our fighters. We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses. Then we’ll put the results to vote. You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Let’s meet this week’s fighters…
Born: Orpah Gail Winfrey
Date of Birth: January 29, 1954
Residence: Chicago, Illinois
Marital Status: Partnered with both Stedman Graham and Gayle King
Occupation: Talk show host, media proprietor, actress
Weight: Fluctuates wildly
Oprah Winfrey is an American television host, actress, producer, and philanthropist, best known for her self-titled, multi-award winning talk show, which has become the highest-rated program of its kind in history. Now considered by many to be the world’s most powerful woman, Oprah comes from humble beginnings. Now at age 57, Oprah boasts a media and production company, a satellite radio station, a magazine, a successful film career (including an Academy Award nomination), a popular online presence and a brand new television network.
Born: Michelle S.
Alias: Wonder Woman
Date of Birth: June 5 (year unknown)
Residence: San Diego, CA
Marital Status: Married to Harry M.
Occupation: Blog commenter extraordinaire, Adobe Photoshop Master
Weight: Hardly anything
Hailing from San Diego, California, Michelle M. is know throughout the blogosphere for her humorous comments and Photoshop masterpieces. Michelle has worked at a few different preschools over the years, but ultimately left each one when they threatened to overturn her ever-present smile. She enjoys alcoholic beverages — especially wine and cocktails with umbrellas, and despises most white foods, especially cheese. While many of her online friends have begged her to create her own blog, Twitter account, Tumblr page, or some other form of web presence, Michelle M. prefers to ‘keep them wanting more.’
AND NOW IT’S TIME TO FIGHT! Who will win in the battle of Media Mogul versus Wonder Woman? Will Michelle go down for the count or will she deliver a knock-out punch? Will Oprah reign supreme, or is her time in the spotlight finally over? That’s for you to decide! We’re putting this no-holds-barred fight to a vote. The poll will be open for approximately 24 hours, and you may vote as many times as you want. That’s right — we’re not blocking repeat votes, so vote now and vote often for your favorite Cocky & Rude Fight Club opponent!
We’ll let you know which fighter wins the first round of Cocky & Rude Fight Club on Sunday at noon!