Boring Mormon

If there are two things I love in this world it is amazingly stupid religion and Taiwanese animation. I’m an incredibly lucky man since I found a video that combines my two main loves in one. What if an eastern artistic phenomenon attempted to explain the origins of one of America’s very own cults: Mormonism. Mormonism is freaky. They wear weird underwear and don’t consume any form of caffeine, even chocolate. No one who does that can be even remotely normal. Caffeine is what keeps America moving at all times. And alcohol (also banned by the Mormons) is what slows us down and puts us to sleep. How do these Salt Lake City homophobes make it through life? Learn from this video how they do it.

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10 thoughts on “Boring Mormon”

  1. You have to admit though, a freakishly large percentage of them are awfully cute. Whenever they come up to my door on their little bicycles, I want to ask if I can be one of their wives.

    But, you know, then there’s the whole no coffee or booze thing, so I usually just play with their heads until they’ve had enough and leave.

  2. You know I’ve lived in my house for 10 years and never once had a Mormon or Jehovah’s come to my door. I’m sure I should be happy or offended I haven’t been targetted. Did I mention PMS? Conflicted I am. I have had really agressive natural gas sales people.

  3. Mikey – I have not tried that one… yet. 🙂

    Tam – I haven’t had a Jehovah’s Witness come to my door since I told them I was gay. They were very, “Well, have a nice day!”

  4. I’ve known a couple or Mormons and not only did they drink caffeinated coffee and eat chocolate, they only had one wife. They were also really nice and very tolerant of the dark skinned and the queers.

    Now that I think about it, they were ok with the clean queers, not too sure about the dirty ones.

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