If there are two things I love in this world it is amazingly stupid religion and Taiwanese animation. I’m an incredibly lucky man since I found a video that combines my two main loves in one. What if an eastern artistic phenomenon attempted to explain the origins of one of America’s very own cults: Mormonism. Mormonism is freaky. They wear weird underwear and don’t consume any form of caffeine, even chocolate. No one who does that can be even remotely normal. Caffeine is what keeps America moving at all times. And alcohol (also banned by the Mormons) is what slows us down and puts us to sleep. How do these Salt Lake City homophobes make it through life? Learn from this video how they do it.