EXCLUSIVE: Intercepted Cocktabulous Emails!

As we move forward with the merger of Cocky & Rude and Puntabulous, there are a lot of wrinkles that need to be ironed out.  Each day, your two favorite bloggers (along with Craig) are working tirelessly as they proceed with the union.  And like so many marriages, there have been a few bumps in the road.  Check out this thread of emails, which I secretly intercepted (from my own inbox).

Friday, 10:30am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

I guess we won?


Friday, 10:31am
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

And yet he still referred to the merged site as Puntabucock!


Friday, 10:33am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

Don’t worry — I’m planning to squeeze him right out of the organization, just like Zuckerberg did to New-Spiderman.


Friday, 10:34am
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

the new spider-man who was on an episode of Doctor Who Series three with Martha!


Friday, 10:36am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

Yup, and that’s why I’m going to eliminate you as well.  ME AND Justin Timberlake are gunna run Cocktabulous all the way to TRILLIONAIRE.


Friday, 10:45am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

I wish craig would respond to this so I could turn it into a “leaked internal email thread” blog post.


Friday, 10:51am
From: Craig
To: Adam; Mikey

Bullshit. It’s Puntabucock or nothing.


Friday, 10:54am
From: Adam
To: Craig; Mikey

So the poll on Puntabulous and your reader’s opinions means nothing?


Friday, 10:57am
From: Craig
To: Adam; Mikey

The readers mean everything to me. That’s why I must protect them from making the wrong choices.


Friday, 11:00am
From: Mikey
To: Craig; Adam

So the poll on Puntabulous and your reader’s opinons MEAN nothing, ADAM!!!!


Friday, 11:02am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

huh?


Friday, 11:04am
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

you wrote “So the poll on Puntabulous and your reader’s opinions means nothing?” which is grammatically incorrect…poll and opinions mean nothing is correct


Friday, 11:06am
From: Craig
To: Mikey; Adam

As the man behind the revenue making (NSFW) portion of Puntabucock, my opinion matters more.


Friday, 11:11am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

As president, the final decision rests in my hands.


Friday, 11:11am
From: Mikey
To: Craig; Adam

The name Cocktabulous is more likely to lead to “found money” (i.e. people searching for “cock”)


Friday, 11:14am
From: Craig
To: Adam; Mikey

Oh, so the readers’ opinions mean nothing to you?


Friday, 11:17am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

No, only the readers’ wallets.


Friday, 11:26am
From: Craig
To: Adam; Mikey

I can’t wait to expose who you really are! You’re a monster!


Friday, 11:27am
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

a monster who uses a big purple dildo for purposes that I would rather not know about


Friday, 11:31am
From: Adam
To: Mikey; Craig

Yea, I still don’t understand why you insisted that Craig draw one of the doodles with a big dildo.  I’ve never owned, used or threatened anyone with a dildo.


Friday, 11:33am
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

you don’t have to lie just because you wan to post this on the blog


Friday, 11:35am
From: Adam
To: Craig; Mikey

Craig — for the video section, I think we should introduce a “HAVE YOU EVER?!” series where we attach the respondents to a lie-detector test.


Friday, 11:59am
From: Craig
To: Adam; Mikey

GENIUS! Can we taze them if they lie?


Friday 12:00 noon
From: Mikey
To: Adam; Craig

if we get a medical and legal release

It’s a close look at the gears turning in the minds of the geniuses behind Puntabucock Cocktabulous.  Truly fascinating, isn’t it?

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7 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: Intercepted Cocktabulous Emails!”

  1. Also Cockstabulous sounds like someone is stabbing people with his cock, and not necessarily in a good way.

  2. Wow. Mergers are always tricky. I just hope there’s no lawyers involved, well, except for Jere of course and I think his involvement might be different. Webcam!

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