A few months ago, we found out how easy it is to annoy Adam. You may have just been humming along living your life when some random dude in a red Honda Fit flipped you off and called you a granny-ass driver. That was Adam. Now it is time to see how difficult it is to annoy Mikey: the self-proclaimed master of zen. You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.
1. Have you ever ordered something on the menu at a restaurant and then asked that ever single item on your entree was removed?
2. Have you ever ordered something unfitting from a karaoke bar, like wine?
3. Have you ever reached the top of a stairway and stopped directly at the top without regard for the fact that others are walking behind you?
4. Have you ever stopped at the bottom of a moving escalator thinking that the people right behind wouldn’t end up crushed to death?
5. Have you ever corrected someone’s spelling in a non-formal communication like a chat, email or blog post?
6. Have you ever corrected someone’s grammar in a non-formal communication like a chat, email or blog post?
7. Have, you, ever, inserted, additional, commas, into, Mikey’s, writing, because, you, felt, they, belonged, there? [Note: Adam edited this question.]
8. Have you ever called someone five seconds after emailing them to see if they got your email?
9. Have you ever emailed someone and asked what “twitter town hall” was and if it was something to do with skype?
10. Have you ever walked slowly in the middle of the sidewalk?
11. Have you ever gone to a movie close to start time and yelled over the crowd to see if “that seat is taken?”
12. Have you ever pushed someone out of the way on the train platform so that you could get to the bottleneck at the gate directly in front of them?
13. Have you ever stood in front of subway doors or elevator doors when they are open without moving to allow people to get on or off?
14. Have you ever talked on your cellphone while riding any form of public transportation?
15. Have you ever used the “10 Items or Less Lane” when you had more than 10 items?
16. Have you ever used the self-checkout lane with more than 5 items?
17. Have you ever been consistently late and blamed your lateness on the “traffic” or the “subway?”
18. Have you ever asked where the paper clips are when they are always in the supply cabinet?
19. Have you ever expected someone to supervise your staff because you don’t understand your own job?
20. Have you ever kept a yappy dog at home with no entertainment or distraction to keep it from yapping at every sound it hears?
21. Have you ever given/received a blow-job at a friend’s housewarming party on his bed, while other people were in the next room?
22. Have you ever given shooting lessons to a 7 year old?
23. Have you ever been pretentious?
24. Have you ever taken Mikey for granted?
25. Have you ever been Sarah Palin?
Wow…you really do annoy Mikey! Leave your number in the comments so we can all see how much you have annoyed the hell out of him!