I love fortune cookies. Not because they’re delicious or because they’re (sometimes) vegan, but because of the fortunes they contain. Every time I crack one open, I hope that it’ll be something like: “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.” Now don’t get me wrong. I have no misconception that the fortune will actually come true, I just like to add “in bed” to the end of it. Read it again: “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall … in bed!” Ha! Hilarious! And I recently came to the realization that I can do the same thing with some of your Cocky & Rude comments. Enjoy!