Have You Ever… With Your Pets?!

Sometimes they’re fuzzy, sometimes they’re feathered.  Occasionally they’re scaly, slimy or wet.  They’re your pets!  But, Have You Ever…?!  We’re about to find out!  The rules are simple. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.

Have You Ever…

1. Have you ever had a pet dog?
2. Have you ever had a pet cat?
3. Have you ever had a pet rodent (mouse, gerbil, hamster, rat, rabbit, etc.)?
4. Have you ever had a pet reptile or amphibian?
5. Have you ever had a pet insect?
6. Have you ever had a pet bird?
7. Have you ever worked at a pet store?
8. Have you ever had a pet that gave birth?
9. Have you ever worked or volunteered at an animal shelter, sanctuary (or similar location)?
10. Have you ever adopted a pet from an animal shelter, sanctuary (or similar location)?
11. Have you ever considered a pet to be your best friend?
12. Have you ever talked to your pet?
13. Have you ever made your pet talk back to you in a silly cartoon voice?
14. Have you ever been away from home and desperately missed your pet?
15. Have you ever taken time off of school or work to grieve for the loss of a pet?
16. Have you ever been attacked by a pet?
17. Have you ever killed your pet (accidentally or purposefully)?
18. Have you ever kissed your pet (in a non-sexual way)?
19. Have you ever slept in a bed with your pet (in a non-sexual way)?
20. Have you ever been naked in front of a pet?
21. Have you ever masturbated in front of a pet?
22. Have you ever engaged in sexual activities with another person while a pet was watching you?
23. Have you ever interrupted sexual activities to shoe away or yell at your pet?
24. Have you ever engaged in sexual activities while you or your partner was dressed as a pet (plushy, furry, etc.)?
25. Have you ever committed bestiality by having sex with a pet (or any other animal)?

Please make sure that your point total is leashed, up to date with its shots, and properly reported in the comments.

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23 thoughts on “Have You Ever… With Your Pets?!”

  1. 16 seems to be the magic number here.
    My pet birds included parakeets and at one point, a chicken. It followed me everywhere.
    When it was all grown, I had to relocate her to the countryside.

  2. NINETEEN! (but don’t worry — I answered no to 24 and 25)

    @Sombrero – Is “countryside” another word for “dinner table” ??

  3. Mr. Sombrero, have you seen “The Mudge Boy”? It’s an…interesting film about a kid with a chicken that follows him everywhere. The ending is kinda…disturbing, but still, you might enjoy it. Semi-autobiographical? 🙂

    HUGS…

  4. @ adam – ‘countryside’ actually means ‘countryside’
    @polt – lol, that didn’t occur to me, haven’t seen ‘the mudge boy’ but i’ve seen ‘fishbelly white’ – both equally disturbing. fortunately, i wasn’t raised in rural vermont.

  5. @sombrero boy – Shit. No extra point for me.

    There was no mention of fish. I could have gotten an extra point for fish. I lived on a farm, we had lots of animals but they weren’t pets usually.

  6. Fdot got an 8? And EIGHT???? How is that possible! he’s required, by law I think, to always have the lowest score on these! And Cupcake got less! Plus, isn’t 8 the total that he’s gotten on ALL the previous quizzes? I think he cheated.

    HUGS…

  7. 6. Two things: Rabbits are *not* rodents, thank you very much. And for Craig: one doesn’t shoe away pets, unless you are using a pair of heels to shoo them away.

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