Have You Ever… Tasted A Friend?!

Two weeks ago we asked you about your self-consumption habits.  Now it’s time to heat up your fava beans and pop open a bottle of chianti.  Have you ever tasted someone else?  Let’s find out. The rules are the same as they always are. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.

Have You Ever…

1. Have you ever tasted someone else’s blood?
2. Have you ever tasted someone else’s boogers?
3. Have you ever tasted someone else’s ear wax?
4. Have you ever tasted someone else’s sweat?
5. Have you ever tasted someone else’s saliva?
6.
Have you ever consumed someone else’s fingernails?
7. Have you ever consumed someone else’s toenails?
8. Have you ever licked someone else’s hand?
9. Have you ever licked someone else’s foot?
10. Have you ever licked someone else’s private parts?
11. Have you ever consumed someone else’s hair?
12. Have you ever consumed someone else’s scab?
13. Have you ever tasted someone else’s acne pus?
14. Have you ever tasted someone else’s tears?
15. Have you ever consumed flakes of someone else’s dry skin?
16. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of someone else’s skin?
17. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of someone else’s scalp?
18. Have you ever tasted someone else’s urine?
19. Have you ever tasted someone else’s feces?
20. Have you ever tasted someone else’s semen?
21. Do you consume someone else’s semen on a regular basis?
22. Have you ever tasted someone else’s vaginal fluids?
23. Have you ever tasted someone else’s menstrual fluids?
25. Have you ever bitten into someone’s flesh?
25. Have you ever been diagnosed, treated and/or arrested for cannibalism?

When you’re finished feeding off of your neighbor, tell us your total in the comments!

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16 thoughts on “Have You Ever… Tasted A Friend?!”

  1. 8….and that’s for the ones I know of. I’m pretty sure, since I’ve eaten at many MANY restaurant, that I’ve consumed other things (like someone else’s hair), but I don’t KNOW that I’ve done that. Still, even 8 offa this list is rather disturbing…

    HUGS…

  2. 6. I’m giving myself a point for 11 even though I’m pretty sure I’ve never swallowed a hair, they still manage to find their way into my mouth.

  3. So many questions on this list we can’t actually answer no for sure, like 11 and 15, or 17 thru 23 for that matter, especially you restaurant-goers and take-out-orderers.
    Keeping that in mind, I’d say 6 of the above I’ve done on purpose.

  4. Why is this less gross to me than the have you tasted yourself post? hmmm….i’m becoming inured…

    I got a 7!

  5. ugh, once again, i get the highest and am they youngest. 10 unless i didnt have to draw blood on the flesh bitting, then 11.

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