Have You Ever… Tasted Yourself?!

So how did you spend your Valentine’s Day?  Out and about with the one you love?  Or maybe you sat at home and cried while furiously masturbating and eating chocolates that you bought yourself on clearance at WalMart?  Who cares!  It’s a new day, and here at C&R we don’t judge you!  We love all of our readers the same (except for Michelle M., who we love just a little bit more than the rest of you).  So in the spirit of non-judgment, it’s time to embark upon what may be the most disgusting Have You Ever?! quiz since our last incredibly disgusting Have You Ever?! quiz! That’s right — today we’re going to ask you about your deep, dark self-consumption secrets.  The rules are the same as they always are. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.

Have You Ever…

1. Have you ever tasted your own blood?
2. Have you ever tasted one of your own boogers?
3.
Do you consume your own boogers on a regular basis?
4. Have you ever tasted your own ear wax?
5. Have you ever purposefully tasted your own sweat?
6. Have you ever consumed your own fingernails?
7. Have you ever consumed your own toenails?
8. Have you ever licked your hand?
9. Have you ever licked your foot?
10. Have you ever purposely consumed your own hair?
11. Have you ever consumed a scab?
12. Do you consume your own scabs on a regular basis?
13. Have you ever tasted your own acne pus?
14. Have you ever tasted your own tears?
15. Have you ever consumed flakes of your own dry skin?
16. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of your skin?
17. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of your own scalp?
18. Have you ever tasted your own urine?
19. Have you ever tasted your own feces?
20. Have you ever tasted your own semen?
21. Do you consume your own semen on a regular basis?
22. Have you ever tasted your own vaginal fluids?
23. Have you ever tasted your own menstrual fluids?
24. Have you ever injured yourself to the point of needing medical attention after removing and consuming a piece of your own body?
25. Have you ever been diagnosed and/or treated for problems stemming from self-cannibalism?

When you’re finished eating yourself, tell us your total in the comments!

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30 thoughts on “Have You Ever… Tasted Yourself?!”

  1. 8…which i REALLY hope isn’t the high score here! I chew my fingernails, so I’ve probably consumed them, when I’ve cut my finger before, I’ve sucked on the finger cause it hurt, so I guess that’s tasting blood, and who hasn’t licked their own hand at some point? The others….yeah, it’s best you NOT know details. 🙂

    HUGS…

  2. Having gone over it again, I’d like to change my answer to 7. I had misread the sweat question. I’ve never purposefully tasted my own sweat, but I feel rather certain that at some point in my life, when I’ve been sweating, some sweat got into my mouth as it ran down my face and I probably tasted it that way. But that wasn’t “purposeful”. So i got a seven.

    Which is still disturbing….

    HUGS…

  3. from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Boogers:

    Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 1000 to 4000 calories. Boogers are good to eat whether they are consumed raw, baked, blanched, boiled, broiled, fried, grilled, julienned, sautéed, or steamed. They go well with other body fluids such as blood, spit, vaginal secretions, and semen ( Dont forget turd!). One should be careful not to overcook boogers, as they can turn into slime monsters.

  4. Not purposely though Mush so I did only things that were purposeful, tears, because they run down your face, licked my hand and blood because we’ve all stuck our finger in our mouth after a paper cut.

    I thought 20 was mandatory for guys.

  5. FDot got 6!?!?!?!?! I suppose since he’s not been doing anything else, he’s just stayed home and ate himself. (I think I have a porno with the scenario in it…)

    HUGS…

  6. Paul: Hmm, I don’t think so…although actually i DO have one girl/girl porn DVD. But in my defense, I had a straight friend who stayed with me for about a week 6 years ago, and when he left, he accidently left that behind. He moved out west and hasn’t asked for the DVD. And I forgot I even had it until I moved in 2009. Don’t think I ever wached it though.

    HUGS…

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