Have You Ever … Done it on the Net?!

Are you upset that you didn’t win a trophy in yesterday’s Cocky Award presentation? Here’s your first chance to up your average score and take a step towards the win in 2011!

Computers. Many of us sit in front of them for many hours a day. We use them to work, to design, to create, to update and to calculate. But have you ever used your computer to facilitate your physical pleasures? Let’s find out. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point . When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.

Have You Ever…

1. Have you ever used a computer?
2. Have you ever looked at pornography on a computer?
3. Have you ever been sexually aroused by looking at pornography on a computer?
4. Have you ever masturbated while looking at pornography on your computer?
5. Have you ever had virtual sex in an online video game?
6. Have you ever had cybersex in a web chat room?
7. Have you ever had cybersex over instant messenger?
8. Have you ever lied about your gender or age while having cybersex?
9. Have you traded explicit text messages with someone else using a mobile device?
10. Have you ever sent an explicit photo of yourself to someone else’s mobile device?
11. Have you ever received an explicit photo of someone else on your mobile device?
12. Have you ever had audio-only sex (like phone sex) over Skype or another Internet voice service?
13. Have you ever watched someone masturbate on camera while video service (like Skype or Chatroulette)?
14. Have you ever masturbated while someone else watched you via a video service (like Skype or Chatroulette)?
15. Have you ever gone on a date with someone that you met through a social networking site (like Facebook)?
16. Have you ever gone on a date with someone that you met through a dating website (like Match.com)?
17. Have you ever gone on a date with someone that you met through a blog (like Cocky&Rude)?
18. Have you ever had sex on the first date with someone you met through a dating site or blog?
19. Have you ever entered into a relationship or married someone you met through a dating site or blog?
20. Have you ever hooked up or had anonymous sex with someone that you met through a personals site (like Craigslist)?
21. Have you ever hooked up or had anonymous sex with a group of people that you met on the Internet?
22. Have you ever hooked up or had anonymous sex with someone that you met while using a mobile application (like Grindr)?
23. Have you ever purchased sex from someone that you met on the Internet?
24. Have you ever sold sex to someone that you met on the Internet?
25. Have you ever masturbated to any of the photos or videos featured in last week’s Have You Ever?! quiz?

Now post your total points in the comments so we can all judge you!

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31 thoughts on “Have You Ever … Done it on the Net?!”

  1. 17! How in the HELL did I only get a 17??? That means Craiggers did more than me and I just barely beat out Enrico and Josh??? WTF!?!?!?!?!?!

    I’m just blaming this on the fact I have an old school ghetto phone that prevents me from sending or recieving photos and can’t use apps. that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

  2. 4. Wow, Mush and I are the innocents this round, although FDot hasn’t reported in yet. Generally boys are pigs seems to be the motto here.

  3. I noticed in this poll, generally speaking except for Polt, the younger you are the higher your score. We didn’t have all that new fangled technology back in the day when we were running around being all slutty. You young kids these days, you don’t know how good you have it. We actually had to leave the house to meet someone to get laid. *shakes cane and returns to rocking chair on the porch*

  4. You should! I would have scored higher because I met Harry through a video dating service (I was the office manager there). This was back in 97 before the whole internet dating thing took off. Old.

  5. So what we’re dealing with here is the fact that all you kids have either sold or paid for sex? Is that what I’m hearin’? Huh?

    Because if so: AWESOME. YOU’RE SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME.

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