Have You Ever … Seen it on the Net?!

The Internet is full of gross.  It’s a haven for the dirtiest, disgustingest, revoltingest, most awfulest things to ever grace our eyes.  How Internet innocent are you?  Have you seen the worst of the worst?  Or do you only watch videos of sleeping kittens?  Let’s find out.  For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point (unless otherwise instructed). When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.

Before you start this week’s quiz, please be warned.  Every link below is NSFW.

Actually, they’re Not Safe For Anything.  Please don’t click them.  Ever.

Have You Ever…

1. Have you ever seen the Goatse photo?
2. Have you ever looked close enough to see that Goatse is a guy?
3.
Have you ever looked close enough to see that he’s wearing a wedding ring?
4. Have you ever seen something in real life and had flashbacks to Goatse?
5. Have you ever seen the TubGirl photo?
6. Have you ever seen the Lemon Party photo?
7. Have you ever seen the Man Train (aka LOLTrain) photo?
6. Have you ever seen the Prolapse Man photo?
7. Have you ever scrolled all the way to the bottom of ScrollBelow.com?
8. Have you ever seen the Fruit Launcher animated photo?
9. Have you ever seen the Bottle Guy photo?
10. Have you ever seen the Goatse Girl video? (+2 Points!)
11. Have you ever seen the Octopus Girl video? (+2 Points!)
12. Have you ever seen the Vomit Girl video? (+2 Points!)
13. Have you ever seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video? (+ 3 Points!)
14. Have you ever seen the 4 Girls Finger Paint video? (+3 Points!)
15. Have you ever seen the 2 Girls 1 Finger video? (+3 Points!)
16. Have you seen something worse than all of the aforementioned photos and videos? (please email it to cockyandrudedotcom@gmail.com!)

Gross.  Just gross.  Post your point totals in the comments.

I’m sorry.

And a special THANK YOU! to the people who helped me compile this list.  For all of your sakes, I will not mention you by names.

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25 thoughts on “Have You Ever … Seen it on the Net?!”

  1. Well, I’ll have to wait until I’m home to tally this one up, but I expect I got most of it well out of my system before any of these came along. I’m kind of half expecting we’ll find out that Jere is the goatse guy, though.

  2. Disturbingly 3. Damn you! Since I saw all of those 3 in the last 2.5 min. I went for the “least” disturbing I could think of. But um, wow, the body is flexible isn’t it.

    I have to say Man Train is least disturbing (I should have quit while I was ahead) since at least it doesn’t involve inanimate objects the size of my head.

  3. Okay, so I’m gonna have to go with 4, to start with. Still haven’t gone through and looked at most of these, but I can pretty safely say that I’ve seen similar and more back in the day. There’s just not a great deal of Internet perversion that’s new anymore. Simpsons did it.

  4. I got a six, half of those points coming at one time thanks to the 2 girls, 1 cup thingamabob. Nonetheless, I am extremely thanksful I only scored a 6!

    HUGS…

  5. I frakking hate you Adam!

    ZERO!

    Until now that is. UGHGUGHGUGHGUGHGUGHG!!!!

    And it doesn’t help that cockyandrude takes FOREVER to load so those awful images sit on my screen for an additional five minutes after hitting the back button.

    Craig + FDot = 4EVA

  6. I clicked all of the links. I couldn’t find the finger painting video anywhere….

    I had a 6 before clicking all of the links.

    I still think that I’ve seen worse things on the Internet.

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