Since the end of Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser, I’ve gained a little weight by indulging a bit too much in the foods that I shouldn’t eat (chips! cookies! soft pretzels! mmm!). I need to get back to my happy weight (where all my clothes fit just a little better), so I’ve devised a new diet! (Or if it was already invented by someone, then I’ve never heard of it before!) It’s called the Photo Diet and the rules are simple. Take a photo of everything you eat and post it on Internet for everyone to see.
The photos above are everything that I’ve consumed from Monday’s lunch until Saturday’s lunch. (Despite your lectures, I will not start eating breakfast — the least important meal of the day.) I haven’t been counting calories, but I have tried to eat very healthy. The Photo Diet works well to combat gluttony with embarrassment. Should I eat fifty cookies? Nah, because then I’ll have to take a photo of all of them them.
What do you think? How long should I keep this up for? Is it weird to go to a restaurant with someone who’s photographing their plate? Does any normal person eat that much salad?