Have You Ever… While Operating A Moving Vehicle?

Today we’re going to play another game of Have You Ever! Below is a list of 25 questions. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.  Then we’ll all have a good chuckle when FDot posts a zero.

Have You Ever…

1. Operated a moving vehicle?
2. Driven over 100 miles per hour while operating a moving vehicle?
3. Hit an animal while operating a moving vehicle?
4. Ran over someone’s foot while operating a moving vehicle?
5. Hit a person while operating a moving vehicle?
6. Consumed an alcoholic beverage while operating a moving vehicle?
7. Been drunk while operating a moving vehicle?
8. Been high on drugs while operating a moving vehicle?
9. Fallen asleep, even just for a second, while operating a moving vehicle?
10. Sent a text message while operating a moving vehicle?
11. Talked on a cell phone while operating a moving vehicle?
12. Read a book or newspaper while operating a moving vehicle?
13. Been completely naked while operating a moving vehicle?
14. Kissed a passenger while operating a moving vehicle?
15. Vomited while operating a moving vehicle?
16. Urinated while operating a moving vehicle?
17. Defecated while operating a moving vehicle?
18. Masturbated while operating a moving vehicle?
19. Received manual pleasure while operating a moving vehicle?
20. Received oral pleasure while operating a moving vehicle?
21. Participated in intercourse while operating a moving vehicle?
22. Manually pleasured a passenger while operating a moving vehicle?
23. Had a baby on your lap while operating a moving vehicle?
24. Raced another driver while operating a moving vehicle?
25. Reached 88 miles per hour and traveled Back The The Future while operating a moving vehicle?

Ack!  How unsafe!  What’s wrong with you?!  But it’s okay.  You’re among friends!  We won’t judge you … or will we?  Post your total and we’ll talk it out in the comments.

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24 thoughts on “Have You Ever… While Operating A Moving Vehicle?”

  1. 10. I’m less slutty than Enrico for a change. Of course, if the questions were phrased as “while you or your partner operated a motor vehicle” . . .

  2. 14. Whoo-Hoo! I’m the sluttiest so far! Course Kris has yet to take this so who knows? And I am kinda disturbed that I’m more slutty in cars than public restrooms….

    HUGS…

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