As most of you already know, last Saturday was the biggest event of the season! And no! I’m not talking about horse-faced Chelsea Clinton’s big, stupid, overpriced wedding (seriously, why would anyone waste so much money?!). I’m talking about the Puntabulous Pool Party! Here’s what went down…
I left Ringoes, NJ at 11:30am, thinking that it wouldn’t take any more than 2.5 hours to get from here to East Islip, NY, with a pit stop in Queens to pick up Mikey. Here’s a shot that I took right before I entered the Holland Tunnel … when I was still on time.
Traffic in NYC was shitty. The minutes clicked by and I became later and later. When my GPS seemed to be taking me in the wrong direction, I called Mikey on the telephone. Our conversation went like this:
Adam: I think I’m heading in the wrong direction.
Mikey: No, no, no, you’re heading in the right direction!
Adam: I’m at my destination … and I’m in Brooklyn.
Mikey: Oh crap, I’m an idiot!
So after I turned around and began heading in the right direction, I found the hard way that talking on your cell phone while driving in NYC is a bad thing. A $130 sorta bad thing. UGH!
Finally I picked up Mike (at approx. 2PM — the time we had hoped to arrive in East Islip) and headed for Long Island.
Finally we arrived at the part (almost 2 hours late! doh!) and everyone greeted us with a standing ovation and a giant round of applause. For some reason, Justin filmed the whole thing.
I didn’t take any photos for a while, so I’m cheating by showing this one to you next. For most of the party, everyone sat around and talked about how smart, funny, cute and all around cool I am. It went something like this (in order from left to right):
Paul: OMG, everything Adam says is so funny!
Harry: Adam is more awesome than math.
Michelle: His blog is the best one on the ‘net!
Polt: He’s so smart! HUGS…
Nathan: He’s pretty cute too, Eh?
Kristen: He is! Eh?
Tam: He’s just awesome! Eh?
VUBOQ: He’s alright…
Chris: He’s just all around cool, don’t you think?
David: Forget Mikey, Adam is my favorite!
Jere: I think he’s the cutest guy here!
Speaking of Craig, he spent most of the party playing host.
Craig: Would you like something to drink? Can I top off your beverage? Would you like more ice? Can I take your plate? Are you finished with that? Can I give you a BJ?
He didn’t actually say one of those things. And hey, look! There’s FDot in the background!
At one point I handed my photo over to Tam’s daughter, Kristen, and told her to take photos of people’s croches. Here’s Craig‘s croch.
And here are Jere‘s, Paul’s and Harry’s sexy bulges. Remember that you can click to enlarge these photos for your viewing pleasure.
Then everyone decided it was time to get undressed and show of their beach bods. Here I am, showing off my giant bazooms, standing next to a muscley Craig. He plays an instrument?! Swoon!
And so we’ve reached the end of the Pool Party: Part One! Stay tuned tomorrow for the dramatic conclusion (featuring spousal abuse, licking, boob grabs, hugs, and sexy sandwiches). How’s that for a teaser?!