On Saturday, Mikey took a train West (across NJ) to visit Adam in his native habitat. It’s a green land of farms and suburbs — perfect for a little exploration and state hopping. Their first stop? Ralph Stover State Park in Pennsylvania.
Bored with nature, Mikey decided to make to create a new sport. It’s called Ballerina Rock Climbing, and only gay men are allowed to participate. Sorry straighties!
Pictured here is a very blurry Adam attempting to be manly and climbing a cliff face. Minutes into his climb, he got his left arm stuck, and screamed for help. Mikey refused to help (there might be spiders up there!), so Adam was forced to (once again!) cut off his arm.
Moments after NOT helping Adam, Mikey took a mighty tumble and filthied himself. Karma? I’m thinking yes…
When it was discovered that Mikey was bleeding, Adam screamed like a girl. Then, instead of offering to tear off his shirt and make some sort of tourniquet, Adam happily reached for his camera and started snapping photos. “Who cares if you’re bleeding, it’s for the blog!”
At one point during the hike, the boys discovered a giant, smelly, dead alien. They both held our noses and ran away. Eww!
They also found some random bones. Here’s a photo of Mikey saying, “I like bones!”
Mikey was very wimpy and hydrated often. He drank that entire purple bottle full of water!
Adam was very mean and impatient. Every time that Mikey wanted to take a break, Adam would tap his foot and look at his watch. Rude!
During one of many breaks, Adam found a tree that looked lonely, so he fu¢ked it.
Here’s Mikey showing off his oddly cut-off jean shorts which feature a sizable crotch patch. He’s a classy boy. (How does someone tear their pants *right* there!?)
Towards the end of the hike, Mikey had had enough. He shackled Adam to a large boulder and left him there to die. But as he walked away, he began to reconsider. Without Adam, he’d have to post every day on C&R… so out of extreme laziness, Mikey released Adam and they were on their way.
What exciting adventures did Adam and Mikey have during the rest of the day? You won’t have to imagine for long! Check back tomorrow for the rest of Adam & Mikey’s Saturday adventure.