Highly Funny Commercial Script

I love to laugh.  I particularly love to laugh at the lame attempts at lobbying me as done by capitalistically motivated farmers unions.  I recently started to see some ads by the Corn Refiners Association who are obviously aghast at the bad reputation that high fructose corn syrup has been getting lately.   The creative minds behind these ads obviously lacked creativity because they feature the same dialog not so creatively tweaked for the speakers.

Here is what they would say if they were Moms:

And now you must be forced to imagine that they are normal hetero lover types:

and now brotherly types:

Anyone sensing a theme? I am…and it makes me think that I don’t like high fructose corn syrup…

PS In researching these ads, I discovered that the clips were posted by TrueChristianDOTcom. Isn’t that another reason to avoid high fructose corn syrup?


4 thoughts on “Highly Funny Commercial Script”

  1. Okay, that popsicle would never stay that hard (the popsicle damn it, can’t speak for him) in a cooler at the park. Coolers just aren’t that good. Rant over.

    I do agree to a point, all things in moderation except cyanide, but why would a christian website post them? Grants they looked like nice “Christian” folk from middle America, but that’s weird.

    I think I’ll have Frosted Flakes this morning. Double corn dose, it’s like two servings of veggies.

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