I love to laugh. I particularly love to laugh at the lame attempts at lobbying me as done by capitalistically motivated farmers unions. I recently started to see some ads by the Corn Refiners Association who are obviously aghast at the bad reputation that high fructose corn syrup has been getting lately. The creative minds behind these ads obviously lacked creativity because they feature the same dialog not so creatively tweaked for the speakers.
Here is what they would say if they were Moms:
And now you must be forced to imagine that they are normal hetero lover types:
and now brotherly types:
Anyone sensing a theme? I am…and it makes me think that I don’t like high fructose corn syrup…
PS In researching these ads, I discovered that the clips were posted by TrueChristianDOTcom. Isn’t that another reason to avoid high fructose corn syrup?