My compatriots! We are losing the battle of the Bieber! News just in today indicates that this leader of the moptop aliens has been successful in his attempt to hypnotize the world with his ridiculous haircut and voice. Reliable sources have told us that this “boy” has been nominated for a BET Award. This shows that he has the capacity to convince people that he is both entertaining and black. When will we awake from this nightmare!!!!