I’m probably one of the most difficult eaters that you’ll ever meet. I’m vegan, which means that don’t eat any animals or anything that ever pooped, squirted, plopped or was shaved off of an animal. That’s right, no chicken, fish, beef, milk, eggs, cheese, bacon or any of that crap. My body is a temple! It’s only vegetables, carbs, potato chips, bread, sugar, soft pretzels, and GALLONS of diet soda and iced tea for me! Super healthy! Yay!
Now besides all the food that I refuse to eat, there are a few foods that I REFUSE to eat. I have no moral opposition to these foods, they just disgust me. I wouldn’t touch them with a 39 and a half foot pole.
My number one, most hated food in the WHOLE world are pickles! They’re green, wet, smell awful and taste even worse. I can’t take the smell, the taste, and I can’t even look at them. Disgusting! I once ordered a veggie sub at a local deli, where they assured me that there would be no pickles on my sandwich. When I got home, it was covered with pickles! I had to throw it out! Blechk!!! When I go to a restaurant and a pickle comes on my plate, I remove it and everything that it touched immediately! Extra napkins, please! I need to remove every drip of its disgusting pickle spooge from my plate!
At a close second for most disgusting food is mustard. It’s yellow or brown, and it ruins every food that it touches. Veggie burgers with yellow sludge on top?! OMG no! Get that crap off my food! EWWW!
Other foods that I hate? Off the top of my head: Cucumbers, Mayonnaise (it’s not vegan), pears, olives, beets, coffee (smells great, tastes awful), and coconut. There are also foods that I used to hate, like mushrooms, Dr Pepper, asparagus and hot peppers that have gotten a reprieve over the years.
So what foods do you hate? Are mine crazy? Have any of your most hated foods gotten a stay of execution over the years? Drink some pickle juice and tell me about ’em in the comments.