Yes, my friends, today is a day of great celebration. Not only is this our 100th Cocky & Rude post — today is also Mikey’s 31st birthday! But what do you get for the co-blogger that has everything? I mean, he already has me as his best friend in the whole wide world and an amazing blog that garners an average of 4 comments every day … does he really need anything else?! WELL, YES. He certainly does. This is Mikey we’re talking about … he deserves so much more!
The first gift that I thought if something that I hold near and dear to my heart. What’s that, you ask? Well of course it’s RIBBON DANCING. I’ve always wanted to ribbon dance at a competitive level with Mikey. I think we’d be amazing. Do you think he’d be into it? Check us out! And as a special bonus gift to Mikey all of our readers, check out my giant sexy titties!
But as I began to think about it, I realized that no one really loves ribbon dancing as much as I do. I doubted that Mikey would share my passion for the artful combination of ribbons and dance. I wanted to find him a present that he’d truly appreciate. Hmmmmm … I KNOW! How about a pervy threesome with prepubescent singer boys! I KNOW he’s into that!
I knew that Mikey would love the young boys, but would they be memorable enough? Both lack experience, and this is his 31st birthday, after all. This gift has to be more special than ribbon dancing, more special than a threesome with Beebur and Aaron … what could I get him?
Then I realized that the perfect gift has been right in front of all of us all along. It’s someone we’ve been obsessed with at Cocky & Rude for over a week. That’s right! Not dancing or young boys … the perfect gift for Mikey is kiss from none other than BETTY WHITE! Enjoy, Mikey … you deserve it on your special day!!