Lee Pace was the star of Pushing Daisies, and he was happy. Then his show was canceled because you didn’t watch it. Then Lee Pace was sad. And now, because Lee Pace needs to pay the bills, he’s starring in Marmaduke. He’s so much better than 10th billing in [what appears to be] a TERRIBLE movie. He should be touching people back to life and making delicious pies, not being pulled around the house by a CGI dog! It’s all your fault, and I blame you!*
*This blame does not include anyone that regularly watched and loved Pushing Daisies.