Movie reviews are boring,
so I review all the movies I’ve seen lately in 20 words.
Rites of Passage – This was just awful. Not worth 20 words. Please don’t watch it. Your rite of passage? Sitting through this crap.
Parenthood – If the new NBC drama is half as good, I’ll be hooked for life. Loved this flick, you will too!
Mala Noche – Gay guy with a straight Mexican Immigrant fetish begs ’em for sex. Gus Van Sant’s first film wasn’t too bad.
Ira & Abby – Started cute, ended annoying. Lots of famous faces. Not even cuties Chris Messina and Jon Hamm could save this mess.