I recently watched Carrie for the first time, and decided that it was too good to group it with the 20-word reviews of other movies. Actually, it was too good for just one 20-word review…
Don’t fuck with me, gay pride super Mario girl! I’ll kill you and your friends with my giant bloody eyeballs!!!
Maxi pads, menstrual flow, nudity, Jesus statue, flying knives, ’70s bush, telekinesis, orgasmic screams, burning school, prom queen, AWESOME FILM!
My favorite quote from the film:
“I can see your dirty pillows — everyone will! … Take off that dress. We’ll burn it together and pray for forgiveness!”
Seriously, if you haven’t seen this flick lately, watch it ASAP!