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Have You Ever … While Holiday Shopping?!

While most of us really enjoy the holiday season, between the holiday parties, the baking, the holiday cards, drawing A Cocky & Rude Christmas Carol and finding the perfect gifts for everyone, we place pretty heavy demands on ourselves.  Do you ever let the stresses of holiday shopping get to you?  Just what have you done while holiday shopping?  We’re about to find out…

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever gone from store to store looking for a particular item while holiday shopping?
2. Have you ever paid extra for a highly sought-after item while holiday shopping?
3. Have you ever spent more money than you were intending while holiday shopping?
4. Have you ever spent more money on yourself than on others while holiday shopping?
5. Have you ever made a commitment to only shop locally or in non-chain stores while holiday shopping?
6. Have you ever used a price comparison app on your smart phone or mobile device while holiday shopping to make sure that you get the best deals?
7. Have you ever skipped traditional holiday shopping and made all of your own holiday gifts?
8. Have you ever donated to charities instead of going holiday shopping?
9. Have you ever done all of your holiday shopping online?
10. Have you ever done all of your holiday shopping at a single store?
11. Have you ever done all of your holiday shopping in a single day?
12. Have you ever done all of your holiday shopping at a convenience store or gas station?
13. Have you ever completed your holiday shopping before December?
14. Have you ever procrastinated until Christmas Eve to do your holiday shopping?
15. Have you ever outsourced your holiday shopping to a family member or significant other?
16. Have you ever holiday shopped on Black Friday?
17. Have you ever holiday shopped on Cyber Monday?
18. Have you ever been rude to a store employee while holiday shopping?
19. Have you ever demanded to speak to a manager while holiday shopping?
20. Have you ever gotten into a screaming match with another customer while holiday shopping?
21. Have you ever gotten into a physical fight with another customer while holiday shopping?
22. Have you ever swiped something from another shopper’s cart while holiday shopping?
23. Have you ever started crying while holiday shopping?
24. Have you ever shoplifted while holiday shopping?
25. Have you ever had sex (with a significant other, store worker, complete stranger, etc.) while holiday shopping?

Tell us your total in the comments!

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Have You Ever… Played With Some Boobies?!

Have you noticed that there are pink ribbons just about everywhere these days?  That’s because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  This month is dedicated to increasing awareness of the importance of early breast cancer detection.  In honor of breast cancer awareness, Cocky & Rude offers this respectful Have You Ever?! quiz about boobies.

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever done a breast exam (on yourself or another person)?
2. Have you ever had a mammogram?
3. Have you ever thought that boobs are gross?
4. Have you ever been caught staring at someone’s boobs?
5. Have you ever worn a bra?
6. Have you ever wished you had larger tits?
7. Have you ever wished you had smaller melons?
8. Have you ever had (or considered) breast implants?
9. Have you ever had (or considered) a breast reduction?
10. Have you ever been photographed topless?
11. Have you ever been rewarded for flashing your chest?
12. Have you ever complimented someone’s ta-tas or had your own breasts complimented?
13. Have you ever breast fed a baby?
14. Have you ever had your nipple pierced?
15. Have you ever worn nipple clamps?
16. Have you ever suffered from chafed nipples? (Ouch!)
17. Have you ever caressed a female breast?
18. Have you ever licked a nipple (male or female)?
19. Have you ever had your nipple(s) licked?
20. Have you ever bitten a boob or had your own boob bitten?
21. Have you ever been attracted to a man’s knockers?
22. Have you ever searched National Geographic magazine for photos of topless women?
23. Have you ever punched a woman in the tit?
24. Have you ever given or received a booby motorboating?
25. Have you ever titty-fucked a woman’s tits or had your own tits titty-fucked?

Tell us your total in the comments!

For more information on National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, go to http://www.nbcam.org/.

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